Arili's Dream
I normally don’t dream, or rather, remember them after waking up but this one was so visual and realistic that I guess I was able to retain it in mind. In order to not forget what it was about, I wrote down keywords like Gerard Butler/Roman/Medieval/corruption/sociopath, two faced/fangs/self indulgence. Oh and a side note is that when I woke up, my lip was bitten; either I did that to myself unconsciously at the party and was perhaps slightly too smashed to feel it-or I did that in my sleep.
I had a dream of a mixed time period; it was a combination of the Roman civilization and the Middle Ages. I most probably have to blame Dracula 2000 and Timeline for this aspect. It was like, the robes they wore were around the time that Jesus walked on earth but they had such superstitions and remedies that were centered on King Arthur’s reign. I’m not saying that you had spirits from the forests appearing at night and having the time of their lives-but there were these moments where I felt that even nature conspired. Anyways, I recall one scene where three men are on horseback, armed with lances and they rode alongside each other. They wore all of the necessary equipment for battle as if going off to war. But their targets were three other men who were bound and gagged onto a wall (almost ready for a firing squad) and they got skewered in half by the force that the lances were held. One of the three horsemen took off his helmet and I recognized him as Gerard Butler.
Then it cut off to another scene where he wore a white robe with a burgundy sash-and according to me, that sash proved how powerful and successful a man was depending on the color/quality of the cloth. He approached an aged man and began to cry and explained (yes, with his Scottish accent) how a dear friend died in the hands of the enemy (don’t know who, wasn’t very specific) and that he would do anything in his power to avenge that friend. By the way, that friend of his…he was one of the three who were killed, the other two were his loyal men. To add, Gerard moved up in his ranks of politics to one of the key Senators (thanks to the death of his “friend”) and I couldn’t help but think that maybe Gerry knew what he did and that this was all an act. Plus, he had this little moment of “Muahahahahaaa!!!” when the Senate acknowledged him; that smirk on his face kind of frightened me.
After that, it cut off to yet another scene where he was at this residence, probably his own, where these young women and men were. I can’t remember how many there were, because how much of a man whore is Gerard Butler? I don’t know him personally, but there must be a limit between one or two and perhaps over ten-but generally, I respect the actor because he’s kept his nose clean. Back to the dream, he took one of them in his arms and began to cradle him in his embrace and kissed the guy’s lips followed by the neck. Nothing happened for a minute, the guy he held didn’t move and when Gerard was satiated, he tossed the young man onto a side couch and the guy in turn was a bit disturbed. He looked at the others, foreboding something. Gerry ran his tongue along his teeth and I saw a pair of pearl fangs. He took a woman this time, most probably in her mid twenties and caressed her spine, since her back was exposed and her robe tied around her neck. Judging by the looks of this girl, she didn’t care what he did to her. He continued to stroke her back and he seemed to be in a reverie, because he closed his eyes and breathed deeply. Then his eyes most probably played a trick on him because when he opened them, he saw me in the room with his pets (I’m guessing, if they’re not slaves). Gerard seemed fixated by the sudden appearance that all he did was look at me strangely.
Subject: Appears to have an infatuation with Gerard Butler and history
Diagnosis: Perhaps suffers a life threatening case of kiltmaniosis, where the subject becomes attached and even dangerous around men who wear kilts to the point where their well-being is at stake. Subject should be held in an all girl school for proper examination and treatment until the case is treated entirely or in part. All men in kilts must avoid kiltmaniosis sufferers at all cost…with the exception of Fat Bastard and Mel Gibson.
Treatment: Watch Gerard Butler movies.