Dear Cthulhu....
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I fed adele_t to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I recruited ebilsoki as a new cultist (30 points). In April, I exposed disorder999 to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon stef94 (65 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I sacrificed tuftedpuffin to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (1085 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
ariestess
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*cackles hysterically*