Hahahaha.
Marshally!!!!
What a great kid.
So, I was working last night, and Robbie and Marshall were hanging out there messing around and we decided to go see a movie in the mall after I got off. So, I have been waiting to see High Tension for like ever and a day now I was psyched we were going to see it. So, It's like 9:30 and the movie doesn't start until like 11. What the hell?!? We didn't know what to do so we were like let's all go back to the hotel and drink some of the beers we had left over from the other night but then we were like we still won't have time to go over there, drink, and drive back.
So .. they got the brilliant idea to see Star Wars because it started at like 10:15. Star fucking wars. I wanted to kill myself. I was like, fine, I'll see it, but there's no way I'm going to sit through that sober. Sooooooo, Marshally was like let's go to a gas station and we'll just buy beer and sit in the car and drink it until the Star Wars movie starts. So anyways, he buys me a quart of Bud Light ... hahahahahahaha.
Omgd, so we get back to the theatre and I decide that if I'm going to be foreced to watch the gayest movie ever then I better be occupied in there. Ha, so I ask Marshall to sneak it in for me.
Omgd. One of the funniest, most akwardest sights ever.
Hahaha.
So he gets out of the car and me and Robbie are trying to get a QUART bottle of beer to fit in Marshall's pocket without looking suspicious. Hilarious. So, we finally figured out that the closer he has the bottle to his crotch the more room there was and the less bulk. Awwww, probably wasn't the most comfiest thing ever to have a freezing bottle all up in there, oh well, all for the greater good. :)
So, he hobbles up to the ticket window without making it look all obvious (well trying anyways) and me and Robbie try to stay in front of him as much as possible so no one could see anything. Getting him to the ticket window wasn't so bad, but going up to the booth to give them out tickets was pretty bad. I think the girl actually figured out that something was up but wasn't sure what to do about it. Like really, were we sneaking in beer or was Marshally just happy to see her? Hehe.
Anyways, back to the gay movie. Yeah, what a freakin gay movie. I'm sorry. We all thought it was gay. Even the two Star Wars buffs that forced me to see it thought it was gay too. (Waa Waa yeah, but the special effects are cool *barf*) Thank god for the beer. It made everything more bearable. And there were actually some hilarious scenes after that. Like when the Chancelor guy almost got assasinated, and when he turned all into his evil self with that evil voice .. hahahahaha. Omgd, and I don't know why, but the funniest scene I have to say was when the guy killed the girl that was in Garden State .. yea Natalie Portman. Hahahaha was that a funny part.
So, apart from having to run to the bathroom every 5 minutes, it's wasn't as bad as I expected. Peeing is such a bitch .. yeah all you that popped squats with me up in Tally and took my "pop a squat" virginty .. there definately are perks to just not caring where you go. Bc it probably wouldn't involve running up and down the dimly lit stairs in the theatre to get to the bathroom and back and totally almost busting my ass.
I almost ate it dirty, and all I remember thinking was how pretty the lights on the stairs were.
LOL.
Anyways, so I recently just joined Hot or Not, what a funny sight. My pic's been up a couple days now .. and 99 people have rated me so far I think ... I'm not sure how I feel about my rating hotter than 94% of the women on the site at a 9.5? .. hmmmm is that good or bad?
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EYOLGER&key=FPW Are You HOT or NOT?