intrigue me
Behind the lj cut are 50 truths and 5 lies,
read through it, pick out what you think are the five lies.
I love to dance at shows.
My favorite shirt is my sperm shirt.
I have seen almost every episode of the simpsons.
I'm quite huggable.
I have a very perverted sense of humor, and a lot of my conversations are peppered with sexual references.
I enjoy teaching people how to skank.
I have a "no man boob" policy.
I enjoy wearing band-aids even when I'm not injured.
I want to be a bombshell.
I'm very proud of the fact that I threw up in the parking lot of my doctor's office.
I want to be like Ferris Bueller, but with boobs.
I've hit third base.
I want to stay in San Diego for the rest of my life.
I enjoy cooking for my friends and family.
I'm going to see Coheed and Cambria.
I saw Garden State.
I have never eaten salad.
I love caffeine.
I've been considering breaking edge for a while now.
I think Aaron Haines is really cute.
I do not want to go to homecoming.
My self image is based off what others see me as.
I want to get my belly button pierced.
I aboslutely love expensive underwear.
My dad has cancer.
I love comic books.
I consider Moulin Rouge and Romeo + Juliet to be beautiful movies.
I want to live in New York.
I love italian food.
I love Italian food so much that I pretend to be Italian.
I'm considering getting a tattoo one day.
I find myself quite attractive.
I have watched Beetlejuice and Batman, along with other Tim Burton movies since I was a toddler.
I did not fit in during middle school.
I'm not sure whether I want a boyfriend so much as someone to make out with.
I don't like to 'have a crush' on one boy, but rather to consider several as escorts.
My hair is naturally curly.
I don't like to date boys my own age unless they're amazingly mature.
I don't like driving.
I do, however, like listening to music while I drive.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I like to get the last word.
I like being home alone.
I enjoy looking at the stars at night.
Some day I want to get blonde hair and some pink streaks through it.
I want to straighten my hair.
I only wear lip gloss and mascara, make-upwise.
I'm not scared of dying.
I love the smell of Jasmine Tea.
The smell of Old Spice does not bother me.
I prefer guys with dark hair.
I want to convert to Judaism.
I do not regret anything that I've done.
Occasionally, I enjoy riling people up.
read through it, pick out what you think are the five lies.
I love to dance at shows.
My favorite shirt is my sperm shirt.
I have seen almost every episode of the simpsons.
I'm quite huggable.
I have a very perverted sense of humor, and a lot of my conversations are peppered with sexual references.
I enjoy teaching people how to skank.
I have a "no man boob" policy.
I enjoy wearing band-aids even when I'm not injured.
I want to be a bombshell.
I'm very proud of the fact that I threw up in the parking lot of my doctor's office.
I want to be like Ferris Bueller, but with boobs.
I've hit third base.
I want to stay in San Diego for the rest of my life.
I enjoy cooking for my friends and family.
I'm going to see Coheed and Cambria.
I saw Garden State.
I have never eaten salad.
I love caffeine.
I've been considering breaking edge for a while now.
I think Aaron Haines is really cute.
I do not want to go to homecoming.
My self image is based off what others see me as.
I want to get my belly button pierced.
I aboslutely love expensive underwear.
My dad has cancer.
I love comic books.
I consider Moulin Rouge and Romeo + Juliet to be beautiful movies.
I want to live in New York.
I love italian food.
I love Italian food so much that I pretend to be Italian.
I'm considering getting a tattoo one day.
I find myself quite attractive.
I have watched Beetlejuice and Batman, along with other Tim Burton movies since I was a toddler.
I did not fit in during middle school.
I'm not sure whether I want a boyfriend so much as someone to make out with.
I don't like to 'have a crush' on one boy, but rather to consider several as escorts.
My hair is naturally curly.
I don't like to date boys my own age unless they're amazingly mature.
I don't like driving.
I do, however, like listening to music while I drive.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I like to get the last word.
I like being home alone.
I enjoy looking at the stars at night.
Some day I want to get blonde hair and some pink streaks through it.
I want to straighten my hair.
I only wear lip gloss and mascara, make-upwise.
I'm not scared of dying.
I love the smell of Jasmine Tea.
The smell of Old Spice does not bother me.
I prefer guys with dark hair.
I want to convert to Judaism.
I do not regret anything that I've done.
Occasionally, I enjoy riling people up.