♈ 002

Mar 04, 2011 09:12

| A ♈ P H O N E ; unfiltered | I feel I must apologize for the last time I used this audio hook of yours. I have tried to educate myself since then, but I think your human schools do not really fulfill their intended purpose. I don’t find them particularly enlightening ( Read more... )

✰tavros nitram, ✰lithuania, !phone, ✰sealand, ✰kyrie ushiromiya, ✰patchouli knowledge, !action, ✰keiichi maebara, ✰old gregg, ✰scout

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B k1_sauce March 5 2011, 01:36:29 UTC
[> See weird gray horned alien girl.

> See weird gray horned alien girl squeak.

> Stare and think weird gray horned alien girl is cute.]

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 02:22:41 UTC
( scrambling back to the shore, she spots him. )

Can I help you.

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k1_sauce March 5 2011, 03:58:34 UTC
Oi, aren't I supposed to be saying something like that? Don't you want me to take you to my leader?

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 04:07:58 UTC
Honestly I have no interest in your leader. And I doubt they have any interest in me.

You sound familiar...we talked before, didn't we?

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k1_sauce March 5 2011, 04:10:28 UTC
Maebara Keiichi never forgets a girl's voice, even if that girl may be out of this world in the most literal sense. Plus, I haven't ran into too many aliens, so I'm guessing we have.

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 04:14:45 UTC
In that case, hello Keiichi. It's nice to talk to you again.

( she tilts her head at him a bit. )

You look different than I thought you would.

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k1_sauce March 5 2011, 04:15:42 UTC
Again, I really should be the one saying that, but I'll bite. Just what were you expecting?

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 04:20:48 UTC
Well, I guess I knew you'd be human, but I haven't actually seen that many before, at least not until I got here.

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k1_sauce March 5 2011, 04:24:35 UTC
Well, don't worry. Even by human standards I stand out amongst the rest. Your surprise is warranted.

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 04:27:56 UTC
I see. So you're what's considered handsome, by human standards?

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k1_sauce March 5 2011, 04:32:08 UTC
Handsome, cool, masculine!

[He stands and melodramatically sticks a fist in the air.]

Whatever word you pick, you've got the epitome right here! Other humans fall to sleep dreaming of trying to reach my level of handsome and coolness.

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ariesapocalypse March 5 2011, 04:50:21 UTC
So you're the top level, then. I see.

( she half-smiles, trying to hide a laugh. )

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k1_sauce March 6 2011, 01:27:00 UTC
Yeah, you've got that right. If you need a perfect sample of human manliness for whatever weird alien experiments you do, you're not going to find a better one.

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ariesapocalypse March 6 2011, 05:31:54 UTC
I am not running experiments. I am gathering information. Either way, however, I suppose it is useful to know this.

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k1_sauce March 6 2011, 05:33:26 UTC
Does your information-gathering involve making sure the pond is wet?

[He IS very curious as to what the Hell Aradia was doing getting in and out of the water.]

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ariesapocalypse March 6 2011, 05:34:12 UTC
I was attempting to learn how to swim.

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