"I promote peace and honesty for all people" -Wonder Woman
So far, I think I'm ready to meet with Mike. I have to vacuum and make sure the bathroom is clean. I know Mom is nervous about Mike coming- she wants the house to be A+ perfect. Sam is trying to get someone to tape the Redskins game. No one wants to because we're getting ready for Mike. I wish Sam would stop being so obnoxious.
He said, "Wouldn't it be funny if I farted on Mike's hand when I meet him?"
I can't stand his hypothetical situation humor. It always involves him farting on someone. It's usually me or one of my friends. Every time I say someone is coming to the house to pick me up, Sam always asks, "Do you want me to cut some cheese in front of the door as a welcome to the Williams house fragrance?"
Why? Why do I suffer in such a smelly way?
He said, "Wouldn't it be funny if I farted on Mike's hand when I meet him?"
I can't stand his hypothetical situation humor. It always involves him farting on someone. It's usually me or one of my friends. Every time I say someone is coming to the house to pick me up, Sam always asks, "Do you want me to cut some cheese in front of the door as a welcome to the Williams house fragrance?"
Why? Why do I suffer in such a smelly way?