HELEN KELLER
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1) How did helen keller parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.
How many babies did she have?
None the plunger went all the way up.
2) Why were Helen Keller’s fingers burnt?
Because she tried to read the waffle iron.
3) Why does Helen Keller on masterbate w/ one hand?
Cause she moans w/ the other.
4) What do you call it when helen keller has one finger shorter than all the others?
A speech impedement
5) How do you confuse Helen Keller?
Have her read a basketball.
6) Did you know that Helen Keller had a red shed in her backyard?
Neither did she.
1) How did helen keller parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet.
How many babies did she have?
None the plunger went all the way up.
2) Why were Helen Keller’s fingers burnt?
Because she tried to read the waffle iron.
3) Why does Helen Keller on masterbate w/ one hand?
Cause she moans w/ the other.
4) What do you call it when helen keller has one finger shorter than all the others?
A speech impedement
5) How do you confuse Helen Keller?
Have her read a basketball.
6) Did you know that Helen Keller had a red shed in her backyard?
Neither did she.