Sing this to the tune of "Let it Snow"
Oh the weather outside is crappy,
And I do not feel happy,
'Cause there's no place that I can go
Without having to drive through all this f*cking snow!
When I take a quick look outside,
All I see is an expanse of white sh*t,
And it looks as deep as it is wide,
Oh I don't think I can stand it!
Well the storm shows no sign of dying,
And I just feel like crying,
'Cause there's no place that I can go
Without having to drive through all this f*cking snow!