Deja Vu!
I was at work today and there was an omg-be-fucking-gorgeous long-haired Asian man sitting at one of the tables, towards closing time. Omg, so gorgeous. I made sure all my errands ran me past his table so that, should he look up at me as I walked by, I could give him the old arch of the eyebrows and wink mini-leer. So. So good-looking. Ohmigawd. I could've chewed through my drink tray.
"Hey, hey," I said as I wandered into the kitchen. "Anyone want to get me an early Yule present?"
"Whatch'ya want?" asked one of my coworkers.
"There's a -really- pretty asian boy at table 54. Get him for me!"
"What?"
"Just strap him to my headboard," I chirped. "I'll take care of the rest!"
Cue stunned silence from everyone listening. Complete with jaws falling open in shock. Sometimes I forget that at work I'm a Good Girl. ;)
No one acquired the pretty boy for me. :( If anyone's looking to get my anything, forget the art supplies and ebook reader and boots and cute socks (kidding! Thanks for the boots and socks! <3), get me a new Naked Man for my Kitchen. :D
Dear Pretty Asian Boy I dated last year: I know it's been awhile and you have absolutely no interest in me but I really, really wanna drag you down by the hair and place a couple hundred delicate bites in discrete portions of your anatomy. I'm just saying. I have Friday off. Call me! <3
"Hey, hey," I said as I wandered into the kitchen. "Anyone want to get me an early Yule present?"
"Whatch'ya want?" asked one of my coworkers.
"There's a -really- pretty asian boy at table 54. Get him for me!"
"What?"
"Just strap him to my headboard," I chirped. "I'll take care of the rest!"
Cue stunned silence from everyone listening. Complete with jaws falling open in shock. Sometimes I forget that at work I'm a Good Girl. ;)
No one acquired the pretty boy for me. :( If anyone's looking to get my anything, forget the art supplies and ebook reader and boots and cute socks (kidding! Thanks for the boots and socks! <3), get me a new Naked Man for my Kitchen. :D
Dear Pretty Asian Boy I dated last year: I know it's been awhile and you have absolutely no interest in me but I really, really wanna drag you down by the hair and place a couple hundred delicate bites in discrete portions of your anatomy. I'm just saying. I have Friday off. Call me! <3