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My favorite song right now is "Skinny Love" by Bon Iver. Thanks, Allyson. Seriously, listen to it.
I know Thursday is Christmas day and everything, but somebody should hang out with me after family festivities. I am lonely. It sucks.
I am done with my literature class, thank goodness. Class was st00ped. I have a computer class next, which will be cake. I was at work from 11:20 - 9 today, with only a thirty minute lunch break. Sweet.
I'm so fucking lonely.
It doesn't feel like Christmas to me. I'm not in the least bit pumped, for some reason. I'm fucking bummed because I wasn't able to afford a single present, not even for my parents. I can't, when every paycheck I get, I give them half of it. It sucks. And fuck this ice bullshit. Having roads covered in ice is one of the stupidest (is that a word?) things EVER.
I WANT MY FUCKING LICENSE BACK... Forty days.
I am not looking forward to doing 24 more hours of community service, but it's easy enough.
I just want to cuddle up all day. Wahhhh!
I will probably cry tonight.
EDIT:
My mom told me this joke today:
Two lesbians and two gay guys were going on vacation... Which ones got their first?
The lesbians because they were doing 69 the whole way while the gay guys were still at home packing their shit.
WUT, MOM?????
Then she yelled MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I love my mom a lot.
I'm absolutely miserable tonight, honestly. Fuck it.
<3 Bon Iver. <3 Rocky Votolato. <3 Sufjan Stevens.
LOVE'S A TRAINWRECK. YR A MISTAKE.
I didn't mean that. I love love. I love being in love.
O, hay, Format?
Here is what I want for Christmas:
SRSLY FEKMEH!
So all my fines will be payed off!
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I WANT. JUST A LIL BIT OF J.T. AND NO MORE FINES.
UGH!
Where is the person you gave your heart to for the first time?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I DON'T TALK TO HIM ANYMORE.
Are you waiting for something?
ALWAYS.
What were you doing at ten last nite?
PROBABLY A MYSPACE SURVEY.
Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A RELIGION.
What was the last thing you drank?
MILK.
Who was the last person you hugged?
ASHLEY, FROM WORK.
Did you have a dream last night?
PROBABLY. I DON'T REMEMBER.
How many piercings do you have?
EARS, LIP. NEVER WEAR LIP.
If you could have something right now, what would it be?
I JUST TOLD YOU!
Have you ever had a panic attack?
PROBABLY.
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
THEY ARE 60'S BABIES.
Want someone back in your life?
PROBABLY.
Are you good at giving directions?
MAYBE.
Last time you cried really really hard?
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO WHEN I DRANK REALLY REALLY HARD.
Ever licked someone's cheek?
PROBABLY. I'M STRANGE.
What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
MMM, PEANUT BUTTER.
What body part(s) do you wash first in the shower?
MY TATA'S.
Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
WARM.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I ALREADY DID. BITCH.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
MY B.
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
UGH.
How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
ADORABLE.
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
NEVER.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
I THINK SO.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
SRY.
Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
YES.
Jealous?
I TRY NOT TO BE.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
DOUBT IT.
When was the last time you saw your grandpa?
THANKSGIVING.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
MI MADRE.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
YES.
Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
PRBLY.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
LOL, YUS.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
HIDE THEM, OR DON'T HIDE THEM, BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM. HAI, I'M STUBBORN.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
NEVER.
Where did you sleep last night?
MY BED.
Do you currently have a hickey?
SICK. NO.
Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
PRBLY.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
SOMETIMES.
Are you in a relationship?
I THINK SO.
What are you doing today?
AS IN CHRISTMAS EVE? GRANDPARENTS. MAYBE HANGING OUT.
Could you see yourself with someone forever?
YES.
Have you been to hooters?
YEAH.
Do you get along with your bestfriends boyfriend/girlfriend?
YES.
Do you know anyone who's having a baby?
YEAH.
Have you ever been called heartless?
I HOPE NOT.
Do you think you've made a difference in anyones life?
IT WOULD BE NICE.
Name something you're doing tomorrow?
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU. WAIT. TOMORROW, AS IN CHRISTMAS? WELL. I AM OPENING PRESENTS, DUH.
When was the last time you had starbucks?
NEVER.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
I SLEEP ON EVERYTHING.
What are you listening to?
ROCKY VOTOLATO.
Are you ticklish?
YES. DON'T TRY IT. I'LL PEE MYSELF.
Do you crack your knuckles?
TOO MUCH.
Who was the last person to give you a hug?
YOUR MOTHER.
Are you in a good mood?
NOPE.
Are you excited for something?
NOPE.
Is there someone you can trust 100%?
NOPE.
Last person you said "I hate you" to?
INDIRECTLY, AND THE ONLY TIME EVER: MY GRANDPA.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
DOUBT IT.
Do you miss anyone?
ALWAYS.
What did you do last night?
THIS.
Do you like your bed?
NOPE.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I HOPE.
What were you doing at 7am this morning?
T-MINUS 15 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM WENT OFF.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
YES.
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
SICK. YES. PLS.
What were the last words you said to your dad?
I FORGET.
What did you do last Saturday?
I FORGET. HUNG OUT.
What woke you up this morning?
MY ALARM.
Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
MAYBE.
Who was the last person you rode in a car with besides family?
NICK INGRAM.
Who do you wish you were with right now?
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
Who was the last person who left you a comment?
I DON'T KNOW.
CHAD OR JOHN HAYS?
How did you and your number 2 become friends?
I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
UGH, A LOT OF PEOPLE. WHAT AN AZZWHOLE.
Do you fall for people easily?
I AM WAY MORE CAUTIOUS THAN I USED TO BE. THANK YOU, HEARTBREAK.
What did you do this weekend?
HUNG OUT.
Do you forgive or forget?
I DO NOT FORGET.
What are you thinking about right now?
WAY TOO MANY THINGZ.
What time did you go to bed last night?
I DON'T KNOW.
What are you currently doing?
WUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, STUPID.
What was the last movie you watched?
I DON'T KNOW.
CARS?
Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
I AM A WARM WEATHER IN A PARK PERSON, KAY?
Have you ever been tied to a chair?
UH. NO.
Can you handle the truth?
DOUBT IT. TELL ME ANYWAY.
Did you cry today?
YES.
Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
NOT IT.
What are you seriously wearing?
SOUTH PARK PJ PANTZ AND AN ALKALINE TRIO SHIRT.
Was the last person you kissed physically attractive?
NO. YES. WTF.
WHY WOULD I KISS HIM?
Did you enjoy your last kiss?
YES.
are you crushin on someone?
EW.
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
MARY, FROM WORK.
Do you miss your past?
HUMF.
What was the last reason you cried?
HUMF.
Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
YES.
Do you drink tea?
YES.
Is anyone on your bad side right now?
NO.
What jewelry are you wearing?
MY RING, ALWAYS. EARRINGS.
Do you clean when you’re upset?
NEVER.
Do your initials spell out a word?
NNM.
Do you wanna be someone else?
NOT RLY. MAYBE SOMETIMES FOR A DAY.
When is the last time you seen an ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
I AIN'T NEVAR SEEN MAH EX GRRLFRAN.
Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?
HAI, I'M BROKE.
Have you ever been on television?
I'M FAMOUS. NO.
Do you trust people easily?
NOPE.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
MY MOM.
Do you wish you could be a kid again?
YES.
What causes you the most stress?
MOST THINGS.
Is there an ex you want to try things with again?
UGH.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
NO REASON TO BE.
Who was the last person to hold your hand and when?
WHO CARES.
Has this weekend been good?
SHUT UP.
Who was the last person that made you cry, why?
SHUT UP.
Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
NEVER A POODLE. SICK.
Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
ALWAYS?
Ever driven into the ghetto to buy drugs?
NO.
Can you read other people's expressions?
NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
When was the last time something bothered you?
NOW.
Are your ears gauged?
NO.
Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
YES. SO FUN.
Have you ever dated someone who was not good to you?
HAI. YES.
Have you ever played beer pong?
NO.
Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend?
YESSSSSSSS, UGH.
When's the last time you cried?
HAI. NOW.
Would you hug your ex again?
YES.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
YES.
Was yesterday better than today?
SAME.
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
ALL THE DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS COMING INTO LOWE'S DURING AN ICE STORM SHITS!
Are you happy right now?
NO.
What is in your pocket?
DICK.
When is your birthday?
JULY 8TH. BUY ME A BEER.
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
INTERWEBZ.
What color are your eyes?
SHIT.
How tall are you?
NOT A MIDGET.
How's your heart lately?
I HATE IT.
The last song you listened to?
WHY DON'T YOU CHECK MY LAST. FM, KAY?
Are you a forgiving person?
SHUT UP.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
EWWWWWWWWWW, YES.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PIMPZ & PLAYAZ.
HALF ASS RAPPERS AND TRUE RYHME SAYERS.
THIS IS THE CARTER, SO HOLD ON TO YR TEENAGE DAUGHTER.
BECAUSE THIS IS THE CARTER, A LOT MORE RICH AND A WHOLE LOT MORE SMARTER
WAYNE IN YA BRAIN YOUNG CARTER
WAYNE IN YA BRAIN YOUNG CARTER
I know Thursday is Christmas day and everything, but somebody should hang out with me after family festivities. I am lonely. It sucks.
I am done with my literature class, thank goodness. Class was st00ped. I have a computer class next, which will be cake. I was at work from 11:20 - 9 today, with only a thirty minute lunch break. Sweet.
I'm so fucking lonely.
It doesn't feel like Christmas to me. I'm not in the least bit pumped, for some reason. I'm fucking bummed because I wasn't able to afford a single present, not even for my parents. I can't, when every paycheck I get, I give them half of it. It sucks. And fuck this ice bullshit. Having roads covered in ice is one of the stupidest (is that a word?) things EVER.
I WANT MY FUCKING LICENSE BACK... Forty days.
I am not looking forward to doing 24 more hours of community service, but it's easy enough.
I just want to cuddle up all day. Wahhhh!
I will probably cry tonight.
EDIT:
My mom told me this joke today:
Two lesbians and two gay guys were going on vacation... Which ones got their first?
The lesbians because they were doing 69 the whole way while the gay guys were still at home packing their shit.
WUT, MOM?????
Then she yelled MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I love my mom a lot.
I'm absolutely miserable tonight, honestly. Fuck it.
<3 Bon Iver. <3 Rocky Votolato. <3 Sufjan Stevens.
LOVE'S A TRAINWRECK. YR A MISTAKE.
I didn't mean that. I love love. I love being in love.
O, hay, Format?
Here is what I want for Christmas:
SRSLY FEKMEH!
So all my fines will be payed off!
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I WANT. JUST A LIL BIT OF J.T. AND NO MORE FINES.
UGH!
Where is the person you gave your heart to for the first time?
I HAVE NO IDEA. I DON'T TALK TO HIM ANYMORE.
Are you waiting for something?
ALWAYS.
What were you doing at ten last nite?
PROBABLY A MYSPACE SURVEY.
Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A RELIGION.
What was the last thing you drank?
MILK.
Who was the last person you hugged?
ASHLEY, FROM WORK.
Did you have a dream last night?
PROBABLY. I DON'T REMEMBER.
How many piercings do you have?
EARS, LIP. NEVER WEAR LIP.
If you could have something right now, what would it be?
I JUST TOLD YOU!
Have you ever had a panic attack?
PROBABLY.
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
THEY ARE 60'S BABIES.
Want someone back in your life?
PROBABLY.
Are you good at giving directions?
MAYBE.
Last time you cried really really hard?
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO WHEN I DRANK REALLY REALLY HARD.
Ever licked someone's cheek?
PROBABLY. I'M STRANGE.
What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
MMM, PEANUT BUTTER.
What body part(s) do you wash first in the shower?
MY TATA'S.
Do you prefer hot or cold weather?
WARM.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
I ALREADY DID. BITCH.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
MY B.
If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
UGH.
How do you feel when someone kisses you on the forehead?
ADORABLE.
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
NEVER.
Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips?
I THINK SO.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
SRY.
Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
YES.
Jealous?
I TRY NOT TO BE.
Will your next kiss be a mistake?
DOUBT IT.
When was the last time you saw your grandpa?
THANKSGIVING.
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
MI MADRE.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
YES.
Have you lost friends in the past 3 years?
PRBLY.
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
LOL, YUS.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
HIDE THEM, OR DON'T HIDE THEM, BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM. HAI, I'M STUBBORN.
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
NEVER.
Where did you sleep last night?
MY BED.
Do you currently have a hickey?
SICK. NO.
Have you ever collapsed on the bathroom floor?
PRBLY.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
SOMETIMES.
Are you in a relationship?
I THINK SO.
What are you doing today?
AS IN CHRISTMAS EVE? GRANDPARENTS. MAYBE HANGING OUT.
Could you see yourself with someone forever?
YES.
Have you been to hooters?
YEAH.
Do you get along with your bestfriends boyfriend/girlfriend?
YES.
Do you know anyone who's having a baby?
YEAH.
Have you ever been called heartless?
I HOPE NOT.
Do you think you've made a difference in anyones life?
IT WOULD BE NICE.
Name something you're doing tomorrow?
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU. WAIT. TOMORROW, AS IN CHRISTMAS? WELL. I AM OPENING PRESENTS, DUH.
When was the last time you had starbucks?
NEVER.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
I SLEEP ON EVERYTHING.
What are you listening to?
ROCKY VOTOLATO.
Are you ticklish?
YES. DON'T TRY IT. I'LL PEE MYSELF.
Do you crack your knuckles?
TOO MUCH.
Who was the last person to give you a hug?
YOUR MOTHER.
Are you in a good mood?
NOPE.
Are you excited for something?
NOPE.
Is there someone you can trust 100%?
NOPE.
Last person you said "I hate you" to?
INDIRECTLY, AND THE ONLY TIME EVER: MY GRANDPA.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
DOUBT IT.
Do you miss anyone?
ALWAYS.
What did you do last night?
THIS.
Do you like your bed?
NOPE.
Will this weekend be a good one?
I HOPE.
What were you doing at 7am this morning?
T-MINUS 15 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM WENT OFF.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
YES.
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
SICK. YES. PLS.
What were the last words you said to your dad?
I FORGET.
What did you do last Saturday?
I FORGET. HUNG OUT.
What woke you up this morning?
MY ALARM.
Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
MAYBE.
Who was the last person you rode in a car with besides family?
NICK INGRAM.
Who do you wish you were with right now?
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
Who was the last person who left you a comment?
I DON'T KNOW.
CHAD OR JOHN HAYS?
How did you and your number 2 become friends?
I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
UGH, A LOT OF PEOPLE. WHAT AN AZZWHOLE.
Do you fall for people easily?
I AM WAY MORE CAUTIOUS THAN I USED TO BE. THANK YOU, HEARTBREAK.
What did you do this weekend?
HUNG OUT.
Do you forgive or forget?
I DO NOT FORGET.
What are you thinking about right now?
WAY TOO MANY THINGZ.
What time did you go to bed last night?
I DON'T KNOW.
What are you currently doing?
WUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE, STUPID.
What was the last movie you watched?
I DON'T KNOW.
CARS?
Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
I AM A WARM WEATHER IN A PARK PERSON, KAY?
Have you ever been tied to a chair?
UH. NO.
Can you handle the truth?
DOUBT IT. TELL ME ANYWAY.
Did you cry today?
YES.
Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
NOT IT.
What are you seriously wearing?
SOUTH PARK PJ PANTZ AND AN ALKALINE TRIO SHIRT.
Was the last person you kissed physically attractive?
NO. YES. WTF.
WHY WOULD I KISS HIM?
Did you enjoy your last kiss?
YES.
are you crushin on someone?
EW.
Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
MARY, FROM WORK.
Do you miss your past?
HUMF.
What was the last reason you cried?
HUMF.
Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
YES.
Do you drink tea?
YES.
Is anyone on your bad side right now?
NO.
What jewelry are you wearing?
MY RING, ALWAYS. EARRINGS.
Do you clean when you’re upset?
NEVER.
Do your initials spell out a word?
NNM.
Do you wanna be someone else?
NOT RLY. MAYBE SOMETIMES FOR A DAY.
When is the last time you seen an ex boyfriend/girlfriend?
I AIN'T NEVAR SEEN MAH EX GRRLFRAN.
Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?
HAI, I'M BROKE.
Have you ever been on television?
I'M FAMOUS. NO.
Do you trust people easily?
NOPE.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
MY MOM.
Do you wish you could be a kid again?
YES.
What causes you the most stress?
MOST THINGS.
Is there an ex you want to try things with again?
UGH.
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
NO REASON TO BE.
Who was the last person to hold your hand and when?
WHO CARES.
Has this weekend been good?
SHUT UP.
Who was the last person that made you cry, why?
SHUT UP.
Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
NEVER A POODLE. SICK.
Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
ALWAYS?
Ever driven into the ghetto to buy drugs?
NO.
Can you read other people's expressions?
NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
When was the last time something bothered you?
NOW.
Are your ears gauged?
NO.
Have you ever stayed in a hotel?
YES. SO FUN.
Have you ever dated someone who was not good to you?
HAI. YES.
Have you ever played beer pong?
NO.
Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend?
YESSSSSSSS, UGH.
When's the last time you cried?
HAI. NOW.
Would you hug your ex again?
YES.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
YES.
Was yesterday better than today?
SAME.
Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
ALL THE DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKERS COMING INTO LOWE'S DURING AN ICE STORM SHITS!
Are you happy right now?
NO.
What is in your pocket?
DICK.
When is your birthday?
JULY 8TH. BUY ME A BEER.
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
INTERWEBZ.
What color are your eyes?
SHIT.
How tall are you?
NOT A MIDGET.
How's your heart lately?
I HATE IT.
The last song you listened to?
WHY DON'T YOU CHECK MY LAST. FM, KAY?
Are you a forgiving person?
SHUT UP.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
EWWWWWWWWWW, YES.
LADIES & GENTLEMEN, PIMPZ & PLAYAZ.
HALF ASS RAPPERS AND TRUE RYHME SAYERS.
THIS IS THE CARTER, SO HOLD ON TO YR TEENAGE DAUGHTER.
BECAUSE THIS IS THE CARTER, A LOT MORE RICH AND A WHOLE LOT MORE SMARTER
WAYNE IN YA BRAIN YOUNG CARTER
WAYNE IN YA BRAIN YOUNG CARTER