✨"Wheee. Whizz. Pop. Static drowned out the rest of the program."✨

[arielstreasures]

And suddenly very angry.  It was the way they talked to you.  As if you were a houseplant who had started shedding leaves on the carpet.

From Page 275 of Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Amazon Prime tie-in edition