TMI
Because giftofgab asked:
How old are you?
31
Who was your first crush?
Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea how long ago that is? Let me try and mine through 31 years of memories.
Course there were a ton of flirtations throughout elementary school, but I would say that the first serious crush was on Cory. It was the 80's, they were all called Cory back then. I was in grade 7. He was in grade 9. He was the object of lust for every girl in school, but I knew he was truly meant for me. He had short feathered hair, criminally tight jeans and dimples. I left a note in his locker.
Who was your first kiss?
My first boyfriend Ben. I was 17.
What was the worst kiss you ever had?
No such thing. All can be guided with a gentle tongue.
Have you ever made out with a family member?
A world of no. Even though I have sexy dyke sisters and our friends sometimes get drunk and say innapropriate things.
When did you first start dating, if ever?
17. You weren't allowed to date before you were 17 in the 80's. :)
When did you lose your virginity, if ever?
My first boyfriend Ben. I was 17.
If you had to do it all over again, would you?
Yes. I did the very rarely experienced waiting for the right time. We were together for a few months. I loved him. We had a lot of other kinds of sex before having genital sex. I reccomend it.
How many people have you slept with?
I'm interpreting this to mean sexual partners. Not people I've been asleep with.
Ben. Craig. Jason? (One nighter.) Rob. A. & The beautiful Scottish boy.
What's the highest number of sexual and/or romantic partners you've ever had in the same year?
Two.
A couple of years ago I was in two romantic relationships at the same time. Neither of which included any sex.
This year I've enjoyed 2 sexual partners. Neither of which include/d any romance. I've turned into a real slut this year. :)
What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?
By most standards I'm doing it right now, by having a long term polyamorous lover.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
I stayed in a relationship with my love for 12 years.
Who was the oldest person you've ever had a sexual experience with?
36?
Who was the youngest?
8. Now before you think I'm sick. We were both 8. We found the Joy of Sex. We experimented. We were just kids. But I count it as a sexual experience. It was definitely the awakening of my sexual self.
Who is your Valentine this year, if any?
Fuck Valentine's Day.
How do you feel about them/that?
See above.
Who was your Valentine last year, if any?
Fuck Valentine's Day.
How did you feel about them/that?
See above.
What's your biggest romantic regret?
Life's too short for regrets. If you're happy with your life and where you're at, there's no logic in regretting anything.
What's your biggest sexual regret?
See above. But if I were to allow myself regrets it would probably be that I haven't fucked a boy yet. I mean with a strap-on.
Would you rather be a slut or a whore? Why?
Both. They're both equally honourable endevours.
Do you believe in love?
Yes. I don't believe in love at first sight or a "one true love." But I believe that two or more people can grow in love and stay that way for a really long time.
Do you really have the balls to post this meme?
Of course. I just have to get them from drawer.
How old are you?
31
Who was your first crush?
Jesus Christ. Do you have any idea how long ago that is? Let me try and mine through 31 years of memories.
Course there were a ton of flirtations throughout elementary school, but I would say that the first serious crush was on Cory. It was the 80's, they were all called Cory back then. I was in grade 7. He was in grade 9. He was the object of lust for every girl in school, but I knew he was truly meant for me. He had short feathered hair, criminally tight jeans and dimples. I left a note in his locker.
Who was your first kiss?
My first boyfriend Ben. I was 17.
What was the worst kiss you ever had?
No such thing. All can be guided with a gentle tongue.
Have you ever made out with a family member?
A world of no. Even though I have sexy dyke sisters and our friends sometimes get drunk and say innapropriate things.
When did you first start dating, if ever?
17. You weren't allowed to date before you were 17 in the 80's. :)
When did you lose your virginity, if ever?
My first boyfriend Ben. I was 17.
If you had to do it all over again, would you?
Yes. I did the very rarely experienced waiting for the right time. We were together for a few months. I loved him. We had a lot of other kinds of sex before having genital sex. I reccomend it.
How many people have you slept with?
I'm interpreting this to mean sexual partners. Not people I've been asleep with.
Ben. Craig. Jason? (One nighter.) Rob. A. & The beautiful Scottish boy.
What's the highest number of sexual and/or romantic partners you've ever had in the same year?
Two.
A couple of years ago I was in two romantic relationships at the same time. Neither of which included any sex.
This year I've enjoyed 2 sexual partners. Neither of which include/d any romance. I've turned into a real slut this year. :)
What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?
By most standards I'm doing it right now, by having a long term polyamorous lover.
What's the most romantic thing you've ever done?
I stayed in a relationship with my love for 12 years.
Who was the oldest person you've ever had a sexual experience with?
36?
Who was the youngest?
8. Now before you think I'm sick. We were both 8. We found the Joy of Sex. We experimented. We were just kids. But I count it as a sexual experience. It was definitely the awakening of my sexual self.
Who is your Valentine this year, if any?
Fuck Valentine's Day.
How do you feel about them/that?
See above.
Who was your Valentine last year, if any?
Fuck Valentine's Day.
How did you feel about them/that?
See above.
What's your biggest romantic regret?
Life's too short for regrets. If you're happy with your life and where you're at, there's no logic in regretting anything.
What's your biggest sexual regret?
See above. But if I were to allow myself regrets it would probably be that I haven't fucked a boy yet. I mean with a strap-on.
Would you rather be a slut or a whore? Why?
Both. They're both equally honourable endevours.
Do you believe in love?
Yes. I don't believe in love at first sight or a "one true love." But I believe that two or more people can grow in love and stay that way for a really long time.
Do you really have the balls to post this meme?
Of course. I just have to get them from drawer.