OK, we all know Yakov Smirnoff for a famous quote:
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
Apparantly he's also the source of another great quote I've heard plenty of times:
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
UPDATE: Yes, thank you, I am aware of the irony of looking up Yakov Smirnoff in tabbed browsing.
In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on you!