Here's a fun cartoon from this morning's paper:
Don't get me wrong; all three belong in the circus. It's just a fun cartoon.
Oh, and a brief mea culpa: turns out FEMA isn't even intended to be a first responder. The conclusion stands, though, that we should still all each be prepared to hold out on our own, should need be.
Everyone's got their own water and food supplies for a few days squirreled away in places you're likely to be stuck in event of whatever your local disaster is, right?