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Nov 09, 2003 17:43

Dear Mom:
I have been asking for braces since I was 9. I am now 15, in 10th grade, and still without braces. At this point of my life, if I have to have a full mouth of metal, I will cry. Can you just fucking make me happy and get me invisible braces? Please? I would like nice teeth one day.

Dear Jeremy:
Can't you just go to Guitar Club to make me happy? It would be nice to be able to talk to you for more than 30 seconds once in a while. :/

Dear Sunny:
Be happy. Please. -_- I'm sorry I can't make things perfect for you, but I really try. I did all i could to talk my mom into getting you the drawing book, I even offered to use my birthday money for it. :/ Please stop being sad.

Dear Joe/Brother:
PLAY THE DRUMS CONSTANTLY WHEN YOU COME HOME ON TUESDAY AND DIE. Thank you.

I overkilled a spider on Saturday night, as I screamed out things such as "DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF NAZI SPIDER SCUM." At 1:30am, of all times. Sunny couldn't do it herself, so of course, that meant I had to do it, since I love spiders so much and all. *rolls eyes*

I want to be serenaded on the golf course at night. But I know my luck; the sprinklers would go off just as it was getting good. :)
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