To borrow from mabfan and gnomi, Yes, we really talk like this...

[arib]

(After watching "Family of Blood.")

Me: Aliza, if I ever die in the Boer War, and you become a nurse at some military boarding school, and a time-travelling alien shws up and invites you to go travelling with him...

Aliza: Oh, I'm *so* going with him...

(Of course, if I weren't killed in the Boer War, I'd hope Aliza would take me along with her...)