TOP TEN JOKES OF THEE DAY
1. HOW DO YOU KNOW ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T BLACK?
_______ YOU NEVER TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN!
2. IF A MEXICAN LIVES IN A SWEATER, WHERE DOES THE BLACK MAN LIVE?
_______ IN THE HOOD!
3. WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GET FOOD POISONING?
_______ HE ATE SEVEN YEAR OLD WEENIE! :x
4. WHY DO HARDCORE KIDS WEAR CAMO?
_______ CAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE "SCENE"
5. WHY DONT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC?
_______ CAUSE EVERYTIME THEY HEAR THE WORD 'HOEDOWN' THEY THINK ONE OF THEIR BITCHEZZZZ IS DOWN.
6. YO MAMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE HIGH HEELS
_______ SHE STRUCK OIL!
7. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING FOR YOUR MOM, YOUR SISTER, & YOUR GIRLFRIEND
_______ AND COME BACK WITH ONE GIFT!
8. YO MOMMAS SO DUMB, SHE PUT A QUARTER IN THE PARKING METER
_______ AND SAID WHERES MY GUMBALL?!
9. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOUR DOORMAT
_______ DOUBLES AS A MUDFLAP FOR YOUR TRUCK.
10. WHAT DO YOU CALL 88 REDNECKS IN AN ORGY?
_______ A FAMILY REUNION!
THOSE WERE GREAT. KINDA?
_______ YOU NEVER TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN!
2. IF A MEXICAN LIVES IN A SWEATER, WHERE DOES THE BLACK MAN LIVE?
_______ IN THE HOOD!
3. WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GET FOOD POISONING?
_______ HE ATE SEVEN YEAR OLD WEENIE! :x
4. WHY DO HARDCORE KIDS WEAR CAMO?
_______ CAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE "SCENE"
5. WHY DONT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC?
_______ CAUSE EVERYTIME THEY HEAR THE WORD 'HOEDOWN' THEY THINK ONE OF THEIR BITCHEZZZZ IS DOWN.
6. YO MAMAS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE HIGH HEELS
_______ SHE STRUCK OIL!
7. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING FOR YOUR MOM, YOUR SISTER, & YOUR GIRLFRIEND
_______ AND COME BACK WITH ONE GIFT!
8. YO MOMMAS SO DUMB, SHE PUT A QUARTER IN THE PARKING METER
_______ AND SAID WHERES MY GUMBALL?!
9. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOUR DOORMAT
_______ DOUBLES AS A MUDFLAP FOR YOUR TRUCK.
10. WHAT DO YOU CALL 88 REDNECKS IN AN ORGY?
_______ A FAMILY REUNION!
THOSE WERE GREAT. KINDA?