The deterioration of the female population
The whole of the female population of the United States, at least, is going to suffer from depression by high expectations and pressure from the media. Let's take a look:
1. Chick flicks - the death of us all. Picture perfect, fairy-tale endings don't happen in real life. They're just a scheme for love-sick weirdos (like most) to go and pay $6-$8 to sit there and watch somebody else living life. Come on.
2. Sappy, stupid, love songs - Nothing like those retarded songs that jerk you around like, oh, love me, don't leave me. You know what, shut up. That's right.
3. Magazines - You know, I really don't give a monkey's behind what cute clothes there are to impress "him". I don't care what "him" wants. How about advertising some sweats and t-shirts once in a while, huh?
4. TV shows - i love the O.C. and all that jazz, but yeah, nooo freakin way.
5. Other people - who think they have to set you up because they pity you. I don't need your pity, I'm too independent and too immature, anyway. I mean, let's face it, I still laugh when people fart and stuff.
1 - 4 has been a theory of mine for quite some time, and 5 is just an irritation. Don't you hate it when people do that? I knoooow I do. I think we're all just too moody and need to quit laying at home watching Sleepless in Seattle every weekend.
Oh who am I kidding(?), i'll probably end up popping it in the dvd player in five minutes.
Yeah for self control, no?
P.S. I really love the Friday Night Lights soundtrack... *sigh* all that instrumental stuff is so gooooood. :-P Not to mention it's the best movie ever.
1. Chick flicks - the death of us all. Picture perfect, fairy-tale endings don't happen in real life. They're just a scheme for love-sick weirdos (like most) to go and pay $6-$8 to sit there and watch somebody else living life. Come on.
2. Sappy, stupid, love songs - Nothing like those retarded songs that jerk you around like, oh, love me, don't leave me. You know what, shut up. That's right.
3. Magazines - You know, I really don't give a monkey's behind what cute clothes there are to impress "him". I don't care what "him" wants. How about advertising some sweats and t-shirts once in a while, huh?
4. TV shows - i love the O.C. and all that jazz, but yeah, nooo freakin way.
5. Other people - who think they have to set you up because they pity you. I don't need your pity, I'm too independent and too immature, anyway. I mean, let's face it, I still laugh when people fart and stuff.
1 - 4 has been a theory of mine for quite some time, and 5 is just an irritation. Don't you hate it when people do that? I knoooow I do. I think we're all just too moody and need to quit laying at home watching Sleepless in Seattle every weekend.
Oh who am I kidding(?), i'll probably end up popping it in the dvd player in five minutes.
Yeah for self control, no?
P.S. I really love the Friday Night Lights soundtrack... *sigh* all that instrumental stuff is so gooooood. :-P Not to mention it's the best movie ever.