holy frickin crap
Ok, so summaries fail me today. So may I present...
Today, Recap Style
My Room
So it's totally 11:30 and I'm still in bed. Woo. Phone rings. Someone who knows my graphic design teacher wants me to do a little card for a funeral. Ooook. Get up, get showered, costumed, and make-upped. Grab some vittles at Mickey's and head to the Rhodes.
At the Rhodes
ME: Put on makeup!
EVERYONE ELSE: Play a game!
ME: We have twenty minutes!
EVERYONE ELSE: Put on makeup!
ME: Greeters, put on wrinkles!
GREETERS: i dont wanna.
ME: PUT ON WRINKLES
GREETERS: oh ok. (exept terry, who is always ready to put on his wrinkles)
we do the show. it is good.
GREETERS: Take off wrinkles!
ME: *sigh*
STUDENT CENTER
ASHLEY: Card game!
KM GUYS: ERS!
ME: YAY!
JOE: Deals.
ME: card
TREY: card
ASH: card
WES: card
CARL: .......................................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *SLAP* card card card card
CARL:........................................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *cannot believe how slow carl is playing*
CARL: ok....................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *glares*
CARL: ........card
EVERYONE ELSE: *glares*
CARL: SLAP
EVERYONE ELSE: *groan*
TREVOR: *Slaps in and wins the game*
ASHLEY: BS!
EVERYONE ELSE: OK!
JOE: Deals
ME: ace
JOE: Bull!
ZAC: two
JOE: Bull!
CARL: three
JOE: eh, ok.
TREY: four
JOE: Bull!
ZAC: wins
EVERYONE ELSE: uh...jack? queen? kings?
JOE: Bull!
ME: goes out
EVERYONE ELSE: gets bored
JOE: Bull! Bull!
Back in the Rhodes
ME: Greeters, put on wrinkles!
GREETERS: ok.
LOREN and AARON: *are watching Newsies*
ME: OMG I love this movie.
LOREN, AARON, and ME: Open the gates and sieze the day!
ME: Loren, you need wrinkles.
LOREN: *grumbles*
*RAINTHUNDERLIGHTNING*
ME and ASHLEY: Not cool!
JASON: WALMART RULES THE HOUSE!!
AUSTIN: WALMART RULES THE HIZZLE!!
JASON: Dude, you are so much cooler than me right now.
AUSTIN: Yeah, but I am wearing a giant smiley face.
JASON: Tru 'nuff.
*RAINTHUNDERLIGHTNING*
GREETERS: Under the tarp or our hair will melt!
we do the show. the crowd was AWESOME. it rocked
In the Benson
HOST and HOSTESSES: For united we stand...
VETERAN SPRING SING-ERS: Divided we fall...
EVERYONE ELSE: SHHHH!
VETERAN SPRING SING-ERS: (and if our back should ever be against the wall...)
FINALE: Turn the beat around...
SPRING SING-ers: WOOOOOOO!!!!
DR. JACK RYAN: Quiet plzthx. Ok, first, yay for directors!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
SPRING SING-ers: YAY!!!!
DR. RYAN: Yay for the Hostesses and Hosts!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
SPRING SING-ers: YAY!!!!
SAM PETERS: Hey, how come we don't get flowers? *pout*
DR. FRY: Hey Jack, gimme the mike for a sec.
DR. RYAN: Uh, ok.
DR. FRY: So, Jack's a pretty awesome guy. But he's retiring. So if you've ever hosted before, crawl over the people in the aisles and come up here for a laying on of hand----I mean to surround Jack with love from the people he's touched.
DR. RYAN: *beams*
AUDIENCE: Awww
DR. FRY: Now watch this cool video about the 32 years Jack's been doing Spring Sing
VIDEO DR. RYAN: Nicely framed certificates.
AUDIENCE: *laughs*
PEOPLE ON STAGE: *can't see anything*
DR. FRY: Here's a bunch of letters written by everyone who's ever been involved in Spring Sing
DR. RYAN: *beams*
AUDIENCE: Awww
DR. FRY: But wait, that's not all...take it away David!
DR. BURKS: The university board of directors would like to present you with this framed story of your life as written by Jim Bill McInteer and is too long for me to read all of so I'll just read this part about you being really creative and volunteering to do this Spring Sing shindig and we think that's really cool of you and we want you to know we're proud of you and this message has been approved by the Harding board of directors and me.
AUDIENCE: *stares*
ME: Is that seriously it?
DR. FRY: Oh, and here's a cruise for you and your wife.
DR. RYAN: *is genuinely shocked and excited*
ME: Now that's more like it!
AUDIENCE: *standing ovation*
DR. RYAN: Aww thanks guys. Now on to business. Now we've got some nicely framed certificates - I mean plaques for the winners so take it away, hosts and hostesses!
WALMART: *gets first runner up for orginality*
WALMARTers: *cheer muchly*
COFFEESHOP: *wins*
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *win music*
CIRCUS: *ties with flight attendants for costumes, but should have totally won it and music*
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *win choreography*
ME: Wow, the suprise on that girl's face was so real, it almost looked rehearsed!
DR. RYAN: Every year the directors choose which club's directors best exemplfy the spring sing spirit or the spirit of christ (maybe even both!). This year the winner of the spirit award is...WALMART!
WALMART: YAY!!!
JASON: *jumps up and down*
AMIE: *looks like she might cry*
DR. RYAN: Ok, this year the clubs are supporting charities, so it's not just about winning. But the winners get extra money towards the charity, so I guess it really is still all about winning. Cheer for the charity people!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
DR. RYAN: Ok the winners are....Third runner-up goes to WALMART!!
WALMART: OMG!! OMG!!! YAY!!!
GIANT SMILEY FACE ON THE CEILING: *smiles*
ALLIE: *smiley dance*
JASON: *goes ballistic*
DEVA and ASHLEY: *cries*
EVERYONE ELSE: Dude, why are you excited? You just got ranked 4/6.
WALMART: YAY!!!!!! We didn't lose! We aren't losers anymore!!
FLIGT ATTENDANTS: *win sweepstakes*
CIRCUS: Eh, we kinda knew they'd win anyway.
MONOPOLY: What the heck? We didn't win ANYTHING! We so should have!
EVERYONE ELSE: Totally!
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *storm the stage*
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
EVERYONE ELSE: Y'all are weird.
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
JASON: *lovingly strokes the trophies*
In the Rhodes>
ME: My last Spring Sing.
JAMES: Me too.
ME: You know, Spring Sing is how we met. Four years ago.
JAMES: Yep. And now we're great friends. I'll miss it.
ME: Me too. Its been fun.
JAMES: *sniff* I'm not going to cry, you know.
ME: *sniff* Me either.
At Wendy's
CASHIER GUY: *is slow*
JASON: *lovingly brushes water off the trophies*
JASON'S MOM: *gives everyone presents*
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
WENDY's MANAGER: Uh, sorry folks but, we're closing in like *now*
WALMART: Ok, five more minutes!
JASON: Hey Daniel, put your jacket on the big trophy so it doesn't get wet.
BIG TROPHY: *looks like a person*
DANIEL: *puts his arm around trophy-person*
JASON: Put its arm around you!
DANIEL: *puts trophy-person's arm around him*
JASON: Dance with it!
DANIEL: *dances with trophy person*
JASON: Kiss it!
DANIEL: Um, no.
WENDY's MANAGER: LEAVE. NOW.
ME: Ok, I'm leaving before the man does something drastic.
And that was today! So it was a pretty awesome day. Yeah. Five years since we've placed in Spring Sing. What a way to go, lemme tell you. Walmart will always hold a place in my heart.
*stomp stomp clap clap* WOOO!
Today, Recap Style
My Room
So it's totally 11:30 and I'm still in bed. Woo. Phone rings. Someone who knows my graphic design teacher wants me to do a little card for a funeral. Ooook. Get up, get showered, costumed, and make-upped. Grab some vittles at Mickey's and head to the Rhodes.
At the Rhodes
ME: Put on makeup!
EVERYONE ELSE: Play a game!
ME: We have twenty minutes!
EVERYONE ELSE: Put on makeup!
ME: Greeters, put on wrinkles!
GREETERS: i dont wanna.
ME: PUT ON WRINKLES
GREETERS: oh ok. (exept terry, who is always ready to put on his wrinkles)
we do the show. it is good.
GREETERS: Take off wrinkles!
ME: *sigh*
STUDENT CENTER
ASHLEY: Card game!
KM GUYS: ERS!
ME: YAY!
JOE: Deals.
ME: card
TREY: card
ASH: card
WES: card
CARL: .......................................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *SLAP* card card card card
CARL:........................................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *cannot believe how slow carl is playing*
CARL: ok....................card.
EVERYONE ELSE: *glares*
CARL: ........card
EVERYONE ELSE: *glares*
CARL: SLAP
EVERYONE ELSE: *groan*
TREVOR: *Slaps in and wins the game*
ASHLEY: BS!
EVERYONE ELSE: OK!
JOE: Deals
ME: ace
JOE: Bull!
ZAC: two
JOE: Bull!
CARL: three
JOE: eh, ok.
TREY: four
JOE: Bull!
ZAC: wins
EVERYONE ELSE: uh...jack? queen? kings?
JOE: Bull!
ME: goes out
EVERYONE ELSE: gets bored
JOE: Bull! Bull!
Back in the Rhodes
ME: Greeters, put on wrinkles!
GREETERS: ok.
LOREN and AARON: *are watching Newsies*
ME: OMG I love this movie.
LOREN, AARON, and ME: Open the gates and sieze the day!
ME: Loren, you need wrinkles.
LOREN: *grumbles*
*RAINTHUNDERLIGHTNING*
ME and ASHLEY: Not cool!
JASON: WALMART RULES THE HOUSE!!
AUSTIN: WALMART RULES THE HIZZLE!!
JASON: Dude, you are so much cooler than me right now.
AUSTIN: Yeah, but I am wearing a giant smiley face.
JASON: Tru 'nuff.
*RAINTHUNDERLIGHTNING*
GREETERS: Under the tarp or our hair will melt!
we do the show. the crowd was AWESOME. it rocked
In the Benson
HOST and HOSTESSES: For united we stand...
VETERAN SPRING SING-ERS: Divided we fall...
EVERYONE ELSE: SHHHH!
VETERAN SPRING SING-ERS: (and if our back should ever be against the wall...)
FINALE: Turn the beat around...
SPRING SING-ers: WOOOOOOO!!!!
DR. JACK RYAN: Quiet plzthx. Ok, first, yay for directors!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
SPRING SING-ers: YAY!!!!
DR. RYAN: Yay for the Hostesses and Hosts!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
SPRING SING-ers: YAY!!!!
SAM PETERS: Hey, how come we don't get flowers? *pout*
DR. FRY: Hey Jack, gimme the mike for a sec.
DR. RYAN: Uh, ok.
DR. FRY: So, Jack's a pretty awesome guy. But he's retiring. So if you've ever hosted before, crawl over the people in the aisles and come up here for a laying on of hand----I mean to surround Jack with love from the people he's touched.
DR. RYAN: *beams*
AUDIENCE: Awww
DR. FRY: Now watch this cool video about the 32 years Jack's been doing Spring Sing
VIDEO DR. RYAN: Nicely framed certificates.
AUDIENCE: *laughs*
PEOPLE ON STAGE: *can't see anything*
DR. FRY: Here's a bunch of letters written by everyone who's ever been involved in Spring Sing
DR. RYAN: *beams*
AUDIENCE: Awww
DR. FRY: But wait, that's not all...take it away David!
DR. BURKS: The university board of directors would like to present you with this framed story of your life as written by Jim Bill McInteer and is too long for me to read all of so I'll just read this part about you being really creative and volunteering to do this Spring Sing shindig and we think that's really cool of you and we want you to know we're proud of you and this message has been approved by the Harding board of directors and me.
AUDIENCE: *stares*
ME: Is that seriously it?
DR. FRY: Oh, and here's a cruise for you and your wife.
DR. RYAN: *is genuinely shocked and excited*
ME: Now that's more like it!
AUDIENCE: *standing ovation*
DR. RYAN: Aww thanks guys. Now on to business. Now we've got some nicely framed certificates - I mean plaques for the winners so take it away, hosts and hostesses!
WALMART: *gets first runner up for orginality*
WALMARTers: *cheer muchly*
COFFEESHOP: *wins*
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *win music*
CIRCUS: *ties with flight attendants for costumes, but should have totally won it and music*
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *win choreography*
ME: Wow, the suprise on that girl's face was so real, it almost looked rehearsed!
DR. RYAN: Every year the directors choose which club's directors best exemplfy the spring sing spirit or the spirit of christ (maybe even both!). This year the winner of the spirit award is...WALMART!
WALMART: YAY!!!
JASON: *jumps up and down*
AMIE: *looks like she might cry*
DR. RYAN: Ok, this year the clubs are supporting charities, so it's not just about winning. But the winners get extra money towards the charity, so I guess it really is still all about winning. Cheer for the charity people!
AUDIENCE: Yay!
DR. RYAN: Ok the winners are....Third runner-up goes to WALMART!!
WALMART: OMG!! OMG!!! YAY!!!
GIANT SMILEY FACE ON THE CEILING: *smiles*
ALLIE: *smiley dance*
JASON: *goes ballistic*
DEVA and ASHLEY: *cries*
EVERYONE ELSE: Dude, why are you excited? You just got ranked 4/6.
WALMART: YAY!!!!!! We didn't lose! We aren't losers anymore!!
FLIGT ATTENDANTS: *win sweepstakes*
CIRCUS: Eh, we kinda knew they'd win anyway.
MONOPOLY: What the heck? We didn't win ANYTHING! We so should have!
EVERYONE ELSE: Totally!
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS: *storm the stage*
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
EVERYONE ELSE: Y'all are weird.
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
JASON: *lovingly strokes the trophies*
In the Rhodes>
ME: My last Spring Sing.
JAMES: Me too.
ME: You know, Spring Sing is how we met. Four years ago.
JAMES: Yep. And now we're great friends. I'll miss it.
ME: Me too. Its been fun.
JAMES: *sniff* I'm not going to cry, you know.
ME: *sniff* Me either.
At Wendy's
CASHIER GUY: *is slow*
JASON: *lovingly brushes water off the trophies*
JASON'S MOM: *gives everyone presents*
WALMART: WE GOT THIRD! WE GOT THIRD!
WENDY's MANAGER: Uh, sorry folks but, we're closing in like *now*
WALMART: Ok, five more minutes!
JASON: Hey Daniel, put your jacket on the big trophy so it doesn't get wet.
BIG TROPHY: *looks like a person*
DANIEL: *puts his arm around trophy-person*
JASON: Put its arm around you!
DANIEL: *puts trophy-person's arm around him*
JASON: Dance with it!
DANIEL: *dances with trophy person*
JASON: Kiss it!
DANIEL: Um, no.
WENDY's MANAGER: LEAVE. NOW.
ME: Ok, I'm leaving before the man does something drastic.
And that was today! So it was a pretty awesome day. Yeah. Five years since we've placed in Spring Sing. What a way to go, lemme tell you. Walmart will always hold a place in my heart.
*stomp stomp clap clap* WOOO!