Weird Dreams: Wii Extreme Mario Tetrix Blox and Harry Potter Vs. Evil Alexander Skarsgaard
So I had some really weird dreams last night. Not up to my usual standards, but weird enough. Also, there were like, three totally different dreams, and they involved SO MANY PEOPLE.
Okay, so Dream #1 I don't remember much of, it's really similar to some I've had before but essentially involved me (and someone else this time, another girl?) running away from either a crazy man or some sort of government...agent...crazyman. Either way, we were hiding from crazyman (who had a shotgun) and ended up hiding in some sort of like, secret bomb shelter like room across from my house/apartment? Except he knew who I was, so he thought we were IN the house/apartment and we couldn't get out because he would have seen us. I don't remember why we were hiding, but I was like, a spy. Or someone important like that.
Dream #2 is also extremely vague, and involved me being a total loser while EVERYONE I KNOW was in my living room playing...like, extreme Wii Mario Tetris Blocks. Which I need to invent this game, right now, because mostly it seemed to involve Ryan and Brandon jumping off my couch with a Wii Remote in each hand trying to destroy each other's tetris blocks. As Mario. Like, combine New Super Mario, Boom Blox, and Tetris in one game, only make it awesome. That was the game. And I was in my room being a grumbly loser and not wanting to come play video games for some inexplicable reason and being really sad about it. And then Brandon did like, a flying flailing ninja leap off the back of my couch and won the game. Look I don't know. Blame this image, from the Yahoo news article about the X360 Kinect.
Dream #3, however, was kind of entertaining. It would make a really interesting video game plot. It was one of those rare dreams where I watched the whole thing from the perspective of a different character, not me. We lived on this like, island city thing that was really colorful and fun, and most of the inhabitants were kind of mindless but communicated with music, when they opened their mouths little notes popped out. They controlled their cars by singing. And then there was everybody else who was smart and could talk, but there was this evil bad guy coming and so all the smart people were heading for the one boat to get out of the city and go to this special island where they could get superpowers and come back and beat him. Harry Potter was the last person to reach the boat and the captain said there was too many people and he couldn't get on. And his best friend, who I think he had a thing for, was on the ship looking all sad. So Harry Potter goes home all depressed with the musical people, but he realizes that now the bad guy is going to come and he'll have to fight him all alone. So he goes and finds Gary Oldman, who tells him he doesn't need to go to the island to get special powers, he has them already. So Gary Oldman teaches him how to be awesome, so that he can fight Evil Alexander Skarsgaard, who looked all sexy and evil when he came to fight Harry Potter. Even in my subconscious, all I could think was how Alexander Skarsgaard was one hot bad guy. And Harry Potter came out to fight him with all his superpowers, and Evil Alexander Skarsgaard was like, "wait, how'd you get superpowers if you didn't go to the island?" and Harry Potter goes, "Turns out I didn't need to. Gary Oldman showed me." and then he totally kicked Evil Alexander Skarsgaard's butt and I woke up.
Really.
These are my dreams, folks.
Really.
Okay, so Dream #1 I don't remember much of, it's really similar to some I've had before but essentially involved me (and someone else this time, another girl?) running away from either a crazy man or some sort of government...agent...crazyman. Either way, we were hiding from crazyman (who had a shotgun) and ended up hiding in some sort of like, secret bomb shelter like room across from my house/apartment? Except he knew who I was, so he thought we were IN the house/apartment and we couldn't get out because he would have seen us. I don't remember why we were hiding, but I was like, a spy. Or someone important like that.
Dream #2 is also extremely vague, and involved me being a total loser while EVERYONE I KNOW was in my living room playing...like, extreme Wii Mario Tetris Blocks. Which I need to invent this game, right now, because mostly it seemed to involve Ryan and Brandon jumping off my couch with a Wii Remote in each hand trying to destroy each other's tetris blocks. As Mario. Like, combine New Super Mario, Boom Blox, and Tetris in one game, only make it awesome. That was the game. And I was in my room being a grumbly loser and not wanting to come play video games for some inexplicable reason and being really sad about it. And then Brandon did like, a flying flailing ninja leap off the back of my couch and won the game. Look I don't know. Blame this image, from the Yahoo news article about the X360 Kinect.
Dream #3, however, was kind of entertaining. It would make a really interesting video game plot. It was one of those rare dreams where I watched the whole thing from the perspective of a different character, not me. We lived on this like, island city thing that was really colorful and fun, and most of the inhabitants were kind of mindless but communicated with music, when they opened their mouths little notes popped out. They controlled their cars by singing. And then there was everybody else who was smart and could talk, but there was this evil bad guy coming and so all the smart people were heading for the one boat to get out of the city and go to this special island where they could get superpowers and come back and beat him. Harry Potter was the last person to reach the boat and the captain said there was too many people and he couldn't get on. And his best friend, who I think he had a thing for, was on the ship looking all sad. So Harry Potter goes home all depressed with the musical people, but he realizes that now the bad guy is going to come and he'll have to fight him all alone. So he goes and finds Gary Oldman, who tells him he doesn't need to go to the island to get special powers, he has them already. So Gary Oldman teaches him how to be awesome, so that he can fight Evil Alexander Skarsgaard, who looked all sexy and evil when he came to fight Harry Potter. Even in my subconscious, all I could think was how Alexander Skarsgaard was one hot bad guy. And Harry Potter came out to fight him with all his superpowers, and Evil Alexander Skarsgaard was like, "wait, how'd you get superpowers if you didn't go to the island?" and Harry Potter goes, "Turns out I didn't need to. Gary Oldman showed me." and then he totally kicked Evil Alexander Skarsgaard's butt and I woke up.
Really.
These are my dreams, folks.
Really.