Y'all, I cannot make this stuff up.
Holy NSFW Batman, you will not believe what just happened (or...almost happened). Rhonda (our office manager/boss's wife) answers the phone. We hear her getting a little animated, and when she hangs up, she almost screams at Jennifer. I shall retell the conversation as Rhonda described it*:
MAN ON THE PHONE: "Uh, is this a business?"
RHONDA: "Yes..."
MAN: "Oh...Well...We have a...suprise that is supposed to be sent to this address, but we...uh...can't really deliver it to a business."
RHONDA: "Okay...what is it?"
MAN: "Well, it's supposed to be for Rhonda and Jennifer [our production manager], from a 'satisfied customer'."
RHONDA: "Oh okay...what is it?"
MAN: "A strip-o-gram."
RHONDA: "Excuse me?"
*okay, so maybe I embellished a bit. But you get the idea.
We all busted up laughing. Rhonda said the guy seemed genuine (or as genuine as you can seem if you sell strip-o-grams, I guess), so she doesn't think it was a joke. I still think it was. Jennifer about freaked, and Dan and I just kept laughing. We told Michael, and he looked like he was about to die. We kept going over who it could have been from, because Rhonda was too much in shock and horror to ask the guy who sent it. If it was real, it was either from one of our regulars as something like a joke, or it was from someone who hates us all. There are multiples of those, so either one wouldn't surprise me. But still. What a way to start the day. Too funny.
MAN ON THE PHONE: "Uh, is this a business?"
RHONDA: "Yes..."
MAN: "Oh...Well...We have a...suprise that is supposed to be sent to this address, but we...uh...can't really deliver it to a business."
RHONDA: "Okay...what is it?"
MAN: "Well, it's supposed to be for Rhonda and Jennifer [our production manager], from a 'satisfied customer'."
RHONDA: "Oh okay...what is it?"
MAN: "A strip-o-gram."
RHONDA: "Excuse me?"
*okay, so maybe I embellished a bit. But you get the idea.
We all busted up laughing. Rhonda said the guy seemed genuine (or as genuine as you can seem if you sell strip-o-grams, I guess), so she doesn't think it was a joke. I still think it was. Jennifer about freaked, and Dan and I just kept laughing. We told Michael, and he looked like he was about to die. We kept going over who it could have been from, because Rhonda was too much in shock and horror to ask the guy who sent it. If it was real, it was either from one of our regulars as something like a joke, or it was from someone who hates us all. There are multiples of those, so either one wouldn't surprise me. But still. What a way to start the day. Too funny.