I wanna conquer the world
If i ruled the world..
- A week would consist of 3 days of work and 2 days of school for everyone, your whole life
- People deemed to stupid to continue school will be shot
- School bullies will be flogged with a cat-o-nine-tails during pep rallies
- You get to choose what you want to do for work, not the employers
- All major corporations would be required to give 30% of their net gain to charity.
- All cheaters and dishonest business people will have their tongue and eyes cut out.
- Drugs will be legalized and alcohol will be banned (People who demonstrate the lack of self restraint will be weeded out naturally)
- All bars will be closed and revamped into drug induced orgy houses.
- All homeless drug addicts will be supplied with enough drugs to OD
- The old politicians will be in charge of 'cleaning up the streets'. IE dragging dead homeless people out of the ditches and alleys.
- All manner of guns will be melted down and made into close combat weapons
- Duels will become legal, so don't talk shit your ass can't cash
- I will personally judge all manner of musicians and those found with no talent will be forced to work at fast food restaurants the rest of their lives.
- The media will no longer be able to show news about fear, death, and catastrophe. (But i will still be able to)
- Three words 'NO FAT CHICKS'
- All manner of government shall be dissolved and a fuedal system will ensue with me as the king.
- President Bush will become my personal punching bag
- Third world countries and other places of poverty will be denied assistance and nature will be allowed to resume it's course.
- World trade and travel will be abolished, everyone will be required to fend for themselves.
- The ugly, stupid and retarded will be killed in order to purify our races genes. Note that this only applies to those born with the disability.
- Religion will be allowed to continue (surprised you didn't i!!). However anyone who is found preaching or attempting to convert another person will receive a frontal labotomy.
- All manner of cheap gross food will be destoyed, and all the good food will be reduced in price to be the new cheap stuff.
- All trains, planes and automobiles will be destroyed and everyone will be required to either walk or learn to ride an animal.
- All sorts of animals will be trained as mounts! I wanna ride a panther!
That's all for now! Man i'm so hyped up now i gotta start in on my plan to take over.
- A week would consist of 3 days of work and 2 days of school for everyone, your whole life
- People deemed to stupid to continue school will be shot
- School bullies will be flogged with a cat-o-nine-tails during pep rallies
- You get to choose what you want to do for work, not the employers
- All major corporations would be required to give 30% of their net gain to charity.
- All cheaters and dishonest business people will have their tongue and eyes cut out.
- Drugs will be legalized and alcohol will be banned (People who demonstrate the lack of self restraint will be weeded out naturally)
- All bars will be closed and revamped into drug induced orgy houses.
- All homeless drug addicts will be supplied with enough drugs to OD
- The old politicians will be in charge of 'cleaning up the streets'. IE dragging dead homeless people out of the ditches and alleys.
- All manner of guns will be melted down and made into close combat weapons
- Duels will become legal, so don't talk shit your ass can't cash
- I will personally judge all manner of musicians and those found with no talent will be forced to work at fast food restaurants the rest of their lives.
- The media will no longer be able to show news about fear, death, and catastrophe. (But i will still be able to)
- Three words 'NO FAT CHICKS'
- All manner of government shall be dissolved and a fuedal system will ensue with me as the king.
- President Bush will become my personal punching bag
- Third world countries and other places of poverty will be denied assistance and nature will be allowed to resume it's course.
- World trade and travel will be abolished, everyone will be required to fend for themselves.
- The ugly, stupid and retarded will be killed in order to purify our races genes. Note that this only applies to those born with the disability.
- Religion will be allowed to continue (surprised you didn't i!!). However anyone who is found preaching or attempting to convert another person will receive a frontal labotomy.
- All manner of cheap gross food will be destoyed, and all the good food will be reduced in price to be the new cheap stuff.
- All trains, planes and automobiles will be destroyed and everyone will be required to either walk or learn to ride an animal.
- All sorts of animals will be trained as mounts! I wanna ride a panther!
That's all for now! Man i'm so hyped up now i gotta start in on my plan to take over.