I stumbled upon this:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes2/authors/t/terry_pratchett.html The two quotations I found amusing enough to share are as follows:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."