Aug 19, 2011 15:19
About 90%, I think, of the female mating ritual (God I sound like I'm on the Discovery Channel... bear with me here) consists of removal of hair from the body. Seriously. I just spent, I kid you not, basically over an hour shaving my legs, my bikini area, plucking my eyebrows, and trimming my bangs all in preparation to go spend a weekend at the house of a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And it's not even a hook-up weekend or anything because, my tiny crush on him aside, three of my best friends are coming with me and he may be getting back together with his ex-girlfriend (not this weekend but eventually).
Of course, some of this might have been done already if I weren't extremely extremely lazy and if I didn't wear jeans to work every day this summer (not that my legs were super grody, but still). Hair removal of all kinds ranks up there somewhere with laundry in my book. It's the most obnoxious, time-consuming thing ever and it never ends. Aghh.
Also, the Steelers won 24-14 last night against the Eagles. It should have been 27-0, but you know. It's pre-season. And they suck at 4th quarter as per usual.
middle class problems,
whining,
football,
i am woman hear me roar