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God, i hate shoes! I have like alot of reasons too.
1) You always have to tie them, or have someone tie them.
a)which means that you also have to learn one of the two dumb ways to
tie shoes...
b)which also means you need to buy new shoelaces every-so-often in
case of the little peds (the thingys on the end) die.
solution) wear velcroe shoes or slippers or sandals or barefeets!
2) Every-so-often my feet get this wierd feeling of like dieing, only curable by taking my shoes off, or if im on like a wierd leveled room it feels wierd unless i take them off, i dont know why. So this in turn leads to people being like whoa! put some shoes on!
solution) wear slippers cuz they are easier to take off, or
barefeet
3) When you wear shoes you also have to wear sockses! and sockes are dumb, cuz they are all like argh! im going to eat your foot and never give it back! altho socks add some color to my wardrobe of orange, they are still annoying. But you cant wear shoes without socks or you'll get like blisters and stuff.
solution) go Barefoot!
4) People yell at you when you wear barefeet. (its even against the law
to drive barefoot)
solution) wear shoes!?
The Paradox) Well, problems with shoes, and then people yell at you when you go barefoot. What to do?
So yeah, thats why i hate shoeses!
In other news! Joseph and the amazingf technicolor dreamcoat is this weekend! March 5/6 @ 730 and March 7 @ 2!
1) You always have to tie them, or have someone tie them.
a)which means that you also have to learn one of the two dumb ways to
tie shoes...
b)which also means you need to buy new shoelaces every-so-often in
case of the little peds (the thingys on the end) die.
solution) wear velcroe shoes or slippers or sandals or barefeets!
2) Every-so-often my feet get this wierd feeling of like dieing, only curable by taking my shoes off, or if im on like a wierd leveled room it feels wierd unless i take them off, i dont know why. So this in turn leads to people being like whoa! put some shoes on!
solution) wear slippers cuz they are easier to take off, or
barefeet
3) When you wear shoes you also have to wear sockses! and sockes are dumb, cuz they are all like argh! im going to eat your foot and never give it back! altho socks add some color to my wardrobe of orange, they are still annoying. But you cant wear shoes without socks or you'll get like blisters and stuff.
solution) go Barefoot!
4) People yell at you when you wear barefeet. (its even against the law
to drive barefoot)
solution) wear shoes!?
The Paradox) Well, problems with shoes, and then people yell at you when you go barefoot. What to do?
So yeah, thats why i hate shoeses!
In other news! Joseph and the amazingf technicolor dreamcoat is this weekend! March 5/6 @ 730 and March 7 @ 2!