dancing peen/feel the meat of the manbourine
ohhhhhhhh my stomach has been pounding since friday. as a result, i can't even tell when i'm hungry or when i'm full, so i've just had to guess for a few days! "it's early, i should eat a breakfast." "i haven't eaten in a few hours, so i think i would usually eat another meal now." so i eat some food. but my stomach keeps growling so sometimes i growl back. it doesn't help, and my stomach stays upset until i go to bed and then it just quietly sulks for awhile, but continues to hurt and distract me from fun times 24 7. i've tried a few OTC meds but nothing makes it lessen or go away. i'm sure it's something innocuous, like indigestion or a stomach ulcer or a bacterial infection or diabetes but i can't help but suspect the worst.
it's dinner time so i think i would usually eat now. but what if my body has stopped digesting food and everything is just backing up like a drain pipe? i'm starting to feel pretty exhausted though... body! tell me what to do! ahhhh my stomach hurts SO MUCH! i'm going to see the doctor tomorrow. and i'm never ever going to eat anything sopping in pepper spray and habanero extract ever again.
it's dinner time so i think i would usually eat now. but what if my body has stopped digesting food and everything is just backing up like a drain pipe? i'm starting to feel pretty exhausted though... body! tell me what to do! ahhhh my stomach hurts SO MUCH! i'm going to see the doctor tomorrow. and i'm never ever going to eat anything sopping in pepper spray and habanero extract ever again.