May 02, 2008 19:56
11am- took 3rd and last dose. Stomach feels like bubbles.
2pm- nothing.
3pm- ditto.
4pm- ditto.
5pm- ditto.
6pm- Over at Deon's. Tried to poo. Didn't work. Lose other bodily fluids instead. eew.
7:30pm- Deon called it. I didn't feel the "sudden urge" like I had bad diarrhea. Rather, I was just sitting on my happy seat when things began to flow. A very smooth bit of waste proceeded to exhude itself from my rear end. It wasn't painful, didn't hurt.. but DAAAAMN it looked like the pictures!! No, I swear I didn't poke it with a stick- just saw it going down when I flushed. I can only describe it as others before me have-- smooth, ropelike, and slimy.
Um.. ew?
Well this is fun!! I'm gonna go eat yogurt for dinner!