What pisses me off...
Wanna know what pisses me off? Fat people who have handicap tags on their cars because they're fat. I can't stand driving around parking lots and seeing lazy fatasses with no obvious disabilities dragging their fat selves out of their car as close to the door of a fast food restaurant as possible.... seriously. It's one thing if you're fat because you're stuck in a wheelchair or are just plain old and can't move as fast.. but for God's sake, people! Why can't doctors use a little more common sense and tell these fat fucks to WALK A LITTLE FARTHER FROM THE PARKING LOT instead of give in and hand them a handi-tag?!
Attention fat people:
You are fat because you are lazy. You are lazy because you're fat. You're sick all of the time because you are fat. You are fat because you won't exercise. You don't get any exercise because you whine and complain about your "disability" (or lackthereof) and make other people do things for you-- or worse-- mooch off of the benefits that people with REAL disabilities have instead of taking care of your fat ass and walking the extra 10 feet from the REGULAR SPACE (that everyone ELSE has to park in) to get to the fucking door.
I'm not skinny either, but at least I'm not stealing some cripple's parking space because I'm too goddamn lazy to get a little exercise.
For every extra 20 feet you walk, you can lose 20 more pounds a year.
I have no idea if it's true but it sounded like a realistic statistic.
/end rant.
Attention fat people:
You are fat because you are lazy. You are lazy because you're fat. You're sick all of the time because you are fat. You are fat because you won't exercise. You don't get any exercise because you whine and complain about your "disability" (or lackthereof) and make other people do things for you-- or worse-- mooch off of the benefits that people with REAL disabilities have instead of taking care of your fat ass and walking the extra 10 feet from the REGULAR SPACE (that everyone ELSE has to park in) to get to the fucking door.
I'm not skinny either, but at least I'm not stealing some cripple's parking space because I'm too goddamn lazy to get a little exercise.
For every extra 20 feet you walk, you can lose 20 more pounds a year.
I have no idea if it's true but it sounded like a realistic statistic.
/end rant.