Chicagoans!
Chicago girls: are you ok? I am quite concerned that you are all nearing suicide, attacked either externally by relationship-issues or internally by terrible injuries or illnesses. Do you require various presents to alleviate your suffering and make up for the extra effort you will have to expend by my presence in Chicago?
Also, what do we (simon) have planned for new years eve? One of my friends who will coincidentally be in Illinois at the same time as me wants to possibly join our new years celebrations. He is very handsome and charismatic.
Unrelatedly, I wish to record my outrage that somebody has stolen a piece of salmon I had saved for just such a day as this. Boooo!
OK. reply! Hugs!
Also, what do we (simon) have planned for new years eve? One of my friends who will coincidentally be in Illinois at the same time as me wants to possibly join our new years celebrations. He is very handsome and charismatic.
Unrelatedly, I wish to record my outrage that somebody has stolen a piece of salmon I had saved for just such a day as this. Boooo!
OK. reply! Hugs!