Hello! 2 hours ago i was reading a book by noam chomsky. Before that I was making guacamole. Sometime before that I was looking at a tree, and before that was sitting in a darkened room, and before that was walking by a river. Prior to this, I was born. These things went on at various locations, and stuff happened in between them, I think. Most of them happened in northern England.
I am He who is written of in ancient texts, the ones known as Great Durmonde's Ancient Texts. I am Reginald P. Tystenburghe, professional time keeper at pie eating contests.
For the last many hours I was sitting in the dark listening to the radio. Now I will go to sleep at 11:00 am because I work nights and have no social life.
Anyway, yeah, old durmonde. I had a friend who got a mention in there. That whole business with the fog, and sailors, and lights... why did the old paperhead mention you?
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We are all but our clothes.
Said... someone.
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For the last many hours I was sitting in the dark listening to the radio. Now I will go to sleep at 11:00 am because I work nights and have no social life.
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Anyway, yeah, old durmonde. I had a friend who got a mention in there. That whole business with the fog, and sailors, and lights... why did the old paperhead mention you?
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