[Mission 8: Video] Backdated to before zombie event.

[argentimperator]

[Interestingly, Sephiroth is actually posting on purpose this time. So he is fully dressed and properly composed.]

I have been observing the initial feeds from the recent arrivals. Currently, it appears that what information they receive depends on who greets them and what questions they ask. Given that the simple lack of a warning not to pet the

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[hardcorecute]

Petting bunnies is bad? Is it because the bunny killer comes after you??

[argentimperator]

No. [See, this is what he means.] The 'bunnies' themselves are killers and will attack people.

[hardcorecute]

They ARE? But bunnies are so cute...

Are ALL the bunnies bad? Or just some of them? I haven't seen any bunnies here, but the ones the deranged man was playing with and the ones Katniss killed to eat. But I haven't seen any that are still alive yet! Are they ALL bad, Mister?

[argentimperator]

I'm not completely certain, but it's at very least a significant percentage of the population. I don't believe there's any way to tell the difference aside from one of them attacking you or getting a look at the teeth.

[hardcorecute]

[She listens so attentively to his words, as if he's a schoolteacher and she's paying close attention in class. This is Important Stuff, after all. It's about bunnies.]

That's kind of scary, Mister! Everybody should be really careful with the bunnies, then! You should tell everybody! They should all know!

[Well, that's pretty much what he's doing here already.]

Maybe if someone talks to the bunnies, they can make them understand that they're being mean and not cute and then they'll want to be cute again.

[...and that's just a plain ol' bad idea.]

[argentimperator]

[Five year old girls, superhero or not, are really not inside Sephiroth's zone of competency. They are, in fact, so far outside it that they might as well be aliens. Actually, he might deal with aliens better.]

...I don't believe the rabbits comprehend human language. In any case, being meat-eaters by nature, I doubt they would be inclined to change their habits even if they did. It's best to simply keep your distance.

[hardcorecute]

Okay, Mister. I'll stay far, far away from the bunnies here.

[She wonders if maybe she should re-think her opinion of those who kill bunnies in this place. It seems like they might be doing a GOOD thing, after all!]

Mister... What's your name? My name is Bubbles and I never met you before.

[argentimperator]

Good.

[Well, that depends on the person.]

My name is Sephiroth.

[hardcorecute]

That's a nice name! It fits you, because you look big and strong and that's a big and strong name.

[argentimperator]

[Congratulations, Bubbles, Sephiroth is just... completely unsure how to respond to that. He is, however, going to BS it and pretend he's confident.]

Thank you. I would say your name fits you excellently, as well. [It's like opening a shaken soda. Bubbles all over the place.]

[hardcorecute]

[She giggles.] Thank you! The Professor named me Bubbles because I'm so bubbly!

I like you, Sephiroth! Let's be friends, okay? Where are you from?

[argentimperator]

[What is his life?] ...Alright. I am from a city called Midgar, in a world known as Gaia.

[hardcorecute]

Oooh... That's neat, Sephiroth! I'm from the city of Townsville! It's in America! [Pause.] On Earth!