XD Promo (For Defunct One Night Stand PPV)
This is a never before seen promo for the now cancelled HWF One Night Stand show
("Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA! Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA! Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA!" Immediate booing follows the third "Are You Sick." You can hear a couple of fans cheerin' for the dog. The extra loud speakers tonight makes X-D's vocals stand out over the crowd noise. XD appears and stops under the "One Night Stand Tron." Pounds his right fist to his chest twice and points the extended arm out. XD does the same procedure with his left fist........XD brings his head down at the same speed as he draws his hand closer to his head. XD looks at his hand for a few until his verse kicks in. XD puts both hands in the air and walks down the isle.)
Prez K: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The precise one making his way down the aisle. Now that is how you dress to impress folks. A Grey and white bandana to match the light grey Timberland wrestling boots. Very precise if you ask me Joey.
Joey: You also cannot knock the awesome long white tee that say "I Wrestle For Entertainment" on the back. Well, Prez K, as we AAALLL should have known, XD is here with us tonight!
Prez K: Look at XD!
(XD climbs the steel steps and walks to the middle of the apron outside the ring. XD stalls for time...gets in PRECIIISE!
Joey: What a stoop individual!
Prez K: You gotta love the way he looks at his hand after coming in precise though! I wonder what The Dog has to say tonight.
Joey: Well, you can expect the usual.."XD is this, XD is that, XD is..."
(XD grabs the mic in a very precise matter)
XD: DAU DAU DAU DAU DAU DAU.........(Some fans sing along)....DAU DAU DAU DAAAAAUUUU!(Immediate boos follow)
Joey: The fans are not big fans of XD tonight.
Prez K: But ya gotta enjoy the picture of XD's head with the all white bandana on that fans sign.
XD: Ladies and gentlemen, will ya'll niggaz look at XDs head tonight! (booooo) How precise can any of yall make your heads! I look at each and everyone of you, and see that none of your damn heads match your clothes! (booooo) I will never see a precise head like mine! I notice a couple of stoop niggaz in the crowd tryna be XD! (pointing at guy in front row) That leprachaun, B-O-3 lookin' headband does not match those faded out kicks you got their. That's the complete opposite color foo! What the hell are you doin' wearin' yellow kicks with that green bandana! What are you, a Seattle Supersonics fan! (Boooooooo) You should let XD fashion your ass up! You need some o' that XD cologne to go with some new gear! Your stAnkin' self is reekin' all the way ova' hear!
Joey: Common XD! Get to the point. Why are you out here!?
Prez K: Shutup Styles! I think this is way more precise then your stupid, "OH MY GOD!" Why don't you say that now. After all, XD is a shock.
XD: I have a question for ya'll tonight. How precise is XD? (Boooooo) I want to know who in the junky ass crowd is more precise then XD? WHO!? Comon, raise your hands!
(About half the audience raise there hands and XD picks a young lady in the third row. She is wearing a short white baby tee and a black mini skirt. The lady steps over the guard rail and.......)
Joey: OH MY GOD! Is that Tifa from the EWF? I know that chick! Ladies and gentlemen....Tifa Lockhart!
(Tifa climbs the steel steps and XD holds the ropes for her.)
Joey: She doesn't need help getting in the ring XD! After all, she is a former world heavyweight champion.
(Fans erupt when Tifa enters the ring. She climbs the top right corner turnbuckle and raises her fists to more eruption.)
XD: Wo! Hold on a split second home girl! This just might be pretty precise. Pretty bein' the key word. Tifa, you may be beautiful and all, but you ain't as precise as XD. (Boooooo). I 'ont know what I was thinkin' when i pointed at you. (Booooo) Remember back in the day? I gave you an opportunity to advance yourself like XD. XD is advance if we all had forgotten. (Boooo) I handed you a simple little career to get known, and what do ya do!?.....SUCK AT IT! (Boooooo. Tifa looks puzzled at XD as she is with both arms out waiting to hug him since she hasn't seen XD in a long ass time).
Joey: What the hell is the self proclaimed "Precise One" talking about?
XD: "XD Perfume" for beautiful ladies was an easy task for you to market. If someone can't market the most marketable individual out their, then their be a problem! I gave you a window of opportunity. I let you roam the places you are very familiar with too. You are a "hood chick." All you had to do was push XD Perfume for ladies in the hood! It was only $19.99 for cryin' out loud!
Prez K: Wow, you should give that to the females in your family Joey. They'll probably smell ten times better.
Joey: Only on One Night Stand, live, will you get to see XD and Tifa in the middle of the ring since over five years ago! (ignoring Prez K)
XD: Now I am forced to produce a new product for the ladies. XBonita comin' soon to an outlet near you! $29.99 for the fancy 12 ounce bottle decorated to look like, "huh huh" herself, Big Steph. (Boooooooo) For startaz, the $24.99 bottle is 9.5 ounces and comes in various flavors.
Joey: K, what the hell does this have to do with challenging someone to see who is more precise! Does he know how to get on with his topics?
XD: Now the time that you all have been waitin' fo.' This young lady came to the ring and has somethin' to prove to us here tonight. Girl, you really think you are more precise then the most entertainin' nigga out here. Here is your chance to prove us all wrong. Tifa, gimme a Dogarooni! (Booooos and a couple of cheers)
Joey: What the hell is this K!?
Prez K: Well, she wants to be more precise then XD. Lets see if she can live up to it.
(Tifa looks at XD puzzled as shit. She then looks at the crowd for face pops. She turns to each corner and all corners agree to see her perform The Dogarooni. Tifa fucks the whole move up by sitting on her ass first and trying to kick her feet up in the air. Her body does not rotate and she basically looks like a pin with her feet up. She quickly drops sideways on the mat.)
XD: I swear, lol, if I smoked a great deal o' treez right now, I would have to go to the hospital for stomach pains. Why? Cause I am laughin' too damn hard! (laughs) For someone who has taken Yoga, Fitness, Karate, Ti-chi, or whateva' ching chong you know, that was horrendous. (Booooo) I don't even dance and I can still perform the most precise maneuver in wrestlin.' What a stoop challenge that was.
Joey: Hold on! Didn't XD challenge her to that! That was not her decision.
XD: Im feelin' a little generous, so ima show you how precise the move is. Ima show you reeeal slow how to perform The Dogarooni. (Boooooo) You have to point to any direction to the crowd. Slowly bring your hand toward your head and open your palms. Look at your hand while slowly droppin' to one knee. Damn, I should start teachin' Dogarooni classes. Then you spread both arms apart like your stretchin' for Karate class. Start twistin' your body to your dominant side and using your non-dominant leg to follow up.......(Dogarooni follows as XD gets a small amount of face pops. XD then poses on the way up and raises his arms to the crowd. He then poses again and the fans begin to boo)
Joey: Prez K, answer me this. How is she gonna defeat someone in a move they have been doin' for ova' ten FUCKING YEARS!
Prez K: Its precise though!
XD: Tifa, before you leave I wanna let you know that you look a lot bettA then The Dog seen ya before. I can see the twinkle in your eyes when standin' next to ya. You admire God's Greatest Gift, don't ya? We can settle our precise feud tonight in the nice warm gacoozi sippin' Alize in PALATKA, FLORIDA! (Booooooooo)
Joey Styles: Where the hell is Palatka?
XD: We can cuddle and relax wit' the 60' Inch Flat Screen Television right above us. Time is busy for The Dog, so I needa' catch up on some movies. (Tifa smiles a little). I know, I know. You like me, you ain't into all that high class romance. Hell wit' it. We can keep it gutta and hood and chill outside my buildin' sippin' on 22s of Old English and reminiscing' on the good ol' days. How charmin' is that for ya, homegirl? (XD wins with a bigger smile on Tifas face. Tifa seems to enjoy that one better)
Prez K: Well, he always had a charm for entertaining the ladies. XD was always precise. Anyone remember how he pimped the shit out of Bonemama? HAHA!
Joey: Shutup Prez K. You are more stoop then XD sometimes.
(Suddenly, a familiar theme music blares over the speakers. The strains of the tune “Highwind” is heard and the crowd erupts. And there he is…Cloud Strife has arrived.)
Joey: OH MY GOD K! It's Cloud from the Nibelheim Connection! Ladies and gentlemen, we have Cloud, Tifa and XD out here! What is going to happen!?
(Cloud comes out and stops under the One Night Stand Tron. He poses with a microphone in hand.)
Cloud: Tifa, what in the holy hell is wrong with you? You’re actually going to fall for X-Dog’s crap? You know, I used to turn on my television every week and say to myself, "It is getting worse and worse and worse." X-Dog was getting more and more air time and it was sickening to watch.
X-Dog: Hold on, nigga. You came all the way out here with full effort JUST to let the jealousy speak. I can hear the jealousy talkin.' So lemme ask you, ARE YOU SICK!? (Booooo) You must got a fevA' up in there! (Booooo) You needa check your head. Tifa, go down there and check that niggaz head. I think that shit is 106 if ya ask me. He looks real pale and ill. (Boooooo) Hey, roll up your sleeve to show the crowd that old tattoo you got. Everyone remembers that puppy. Is that what's makin' your homo ass look so pale. You remind me of one o' those blonde hair pretty boys you’d see in European fitness magazines. They should put yo' ass on display above headlights in the village. That would be perfect for you. (boooooo)
Cloud: X D for X-Dummy, huh? You are a complete idiot. You do a lot of talking these days but less about it. Your mouth has gotten you nowhere. XD, we can settle this tonight, live on One Night Stand. Every lovely couple that is tuning in live can watch who the better wrestler is.
Joey: Wow, Cloud means business tonight. Imagine Prez K, imagine! Here tonight, we could see Cloud vs. X-D! What a match that would be!
Prez K: Just think of it. The HWF v. The EWF, in an interpromotional match. The first time EVER. And it’ll probably be the most entertaining match tonight. And definitely the most precise.
(Tifa grabs the mic from XDs hand)
Tifa: Cloud! X-Dog! Don’t do this! You two were friends back in the day! You both sold and marketed XD cologne together. What about DX!? What happened to all that. What, do you guys forget about each other for so long and reunite now with anger and jealousy! You guys even shared treez together! Treez bring people together! Why are you two so angry? Cloud, I have known you forever. You’re the sweetest gentleman I have ever met. Remember that bloody fight with Sephiroth you had?! You held me on your back after you defeated him and made sure we didn’t lose our lives from the crumbling rocks. We were a great team back in those days. You’re more of a calm person then this. And XD! (Looks at XD). You are unique, entertaining, and funny. You never cause any harm. Your only problem is that you have an ego the size of Midgar and you love putting yourself over. (Crowd boos) I say you two make up and smoke a huge blunt together. Lets put all this stupid mic talk aside. (Fans boo)
(XD grabs the mic back.)
X-Dog: Tifa, standing here tryna’ do her best to make peace. Cloud, she is right. We should end this. We should put everything aside and forget any of this took place. Lemme just put my hand down below my waist and pretend im giving you a pound.
(Cloud looks down and sees a circle as Tifa puts her hand over her mouth to refrain from laughing)
Cloud: What are you, fucking retarded?! You cannot be serious about anything, can you? Let’s see how serious of a wrestler you are. I think the fans need to see. You come out here and expect to talk for hours and hours on a special event like tonight and not show your wrestling skills? What the hell is wrong with you?
X-Dog: Owww. Look at poor blondie getting’ all emotional and serious about a Q. I think you need to get your serious ass outa here so I can finish telling’ the fans about Xds highlights. Don’t forget, you are out here talkin’ face to face with Highlight himself, XD. XD is a forever’ highlight.
Cloud: XD, you make no sense. You never have made any sense. When you and Tifa and company were in DX, it was always about XD. We always had to make money off of XD. XD, you are a selfish and greedy prick! You always think that you are the only way to make a quick buck. We always had to follow you. Well, tonight, we are going to see who the biggest seller is. Who has better ring talent and who can be the better seller.
XD: Wow homeboy. Once again, the jealousy is takin’ you too far. Are you so jealous, that you wanna take the jealousy into action against XD? You are so mad that all our profit shares came from a marketable character like myself, XD. And if I hear you mention about seeing who the better person is tonight one more time, ima have to stop your jealousy. Tonight this, tonight that. You are not the better person. We know why you are out here. Deep down inside, you are broke as shit and you need some business ideas from XD. My manager, Huh-Huh, she is business. Maybe she can help ya get a little cake in your pockets. Don’t be mad. How you expect to make doe being mad at XD your whole life? I’m sorry Cloud, but you needa’ try a new game plan. You aint getting’ your ass no where bein’ jealous. (Booooooo). I see how it is. Fine, if you don’t wanna leave to let me finish my highlights, then your gonna have to stand there and listen. Maybe you’ll pick up a few pointers. (Boooooo) . First, let’s get to the topic about music. We all know, XD loves music. Music is in my blood. I am sure the most of yall wanna know how Xds hip hop career is goin.’ Well, XD is back in the hood with a new producer and all. XD is layin’ down a couple of tracks with my nigga, Mikey Roids on some fresh to death instrumentals. (semi cheers hearing the name, Mikey Roids). I have been requested by numerous people about the Triple Album. (Booooo). We all cannot forget about the triple album. I know I have made a lot of promises to yall niggaz, but, I failed on only one. I am always precise and I know how to work XD like no other. For the last two years, I have promised the world my Triple Album. (Booooooo). Well, guess what!? XD is going to produce the triple album that will be guaranteed on shelves this year, 06! (Boooooo).
Joey: This is bullshit Prez K. You know it is. Fans did not pay for tickets to see this clown on the mic for hours talking about music and crap that has nothing to do with wrestling.
Prez K: What is wrong with you Joey. XD is just letting the fans know how his life is going. I think the fans need to know how their favorite competitor is doing.
Cloud: You know what’s funny? I am still standing right here with you folks listening to X-Dog ramble his brain off.
X-Dog: Hold on son. I am not finished letting my peeps know what’s really good wit’ XD. XD is music. (Booooo). XD is what brings music to its finest. XD is what makes every note in music precise. I wish niggaz had talent like XD. (Boooooo). I wanna see some new niggaz shine! But, lately, I have not seen that at all. So what is The Dog forced to do? Bring more talent to the table. So with that bein’ said, I have yet another major announcement. To steal a line from this junkie outside, TONIGHT!….Live on “One Night Stand,” you all will get to witness the most flashy entrance in professional history. Equipped with a NEW entrance theme and all. (BOOOOOOO). Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, you will hear a new song that will be featured on the triple album. (Boooooo). So, to finally answer Cloud’s stupid challenge. I accept that shit! Bring it on! You honestly think you can defeat the competition killa, XD? What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you that stoop!? I think you lost a little more screws then the last time I saw ya.
Cloud: Since you are finally finished talking your crap… I’m going to let everyone know that I have a surprise guest accompanying me to tonight’s match with you.
X-Dog: That be ok, Cloud. Ain’t no manager betta’ then mine that brings me to the ring. So we all know that XD will be accompanied to the ring by HUH HUH! (Boooooo). So you can bring whateva’ you want to my ring. Don’t get your ass caught by the most famous off set rope maneuver. Now can you dig THAT……..
SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Joey: Damn, Ladies and gentlemen! XD vs. Cloud! It’s official!! Later tonight!
("Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA! Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA! Are You Sick, Are You Sick, Are You Sick.....SUCKA!" Immediate booing follows the third "Are You Sick." You can hear a couple of fans cheerin' for the dog. The extra loud speakers tonight makes X-D's vocals stand out over the crowd noise. XD appears and stops under the "One Night Stand Tron." Pounds his right fist to his chest twice and points the extended arm out. XD does the same procedure with his left fist........XD brings his head down at the same speed as he draws his hand closer to his head. XD looks at his hand for a few until his verse kicks in. XD puts both hands in the air and walks down the isle.)
Prez K: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! The precise one making his way down the aisle. Now that is how you dress to impress folks. A Grey and white bandana to match the light grey Timberland wrestling boots. Very precise if you ask me Joey.
Joey: You also cannot knock the awesome long white tee that say "I Wrestle For Entertainment" on the back. Well, Prez K, as we AAALLL should have known, XD is here with us tonight!
Prez K: Look at XD!
(XD climbs the steel steps and walks to the middle of the apron outside the ring. XD stalls for time...gets in PRECIIISE!
Joey: What a stoop individual!
Prez K: You gotta love the way he looks at his hand after coming in precise though! I wonder what The Dog has to say tonight.
Joey: Well, you can expect the usual.."XD is this, XD is that, XD is..."
(XD grabs the mic in a very precise matter)
XD: DAU DAU DAU DAU DAU DAU.........(Some fans sing along)....DAU DAU DAU DAAAAAUUUU!(Immediate boos follow)
Joey: The fans are not big fans of XD tonight.
Prez K: But ya gotta enjoy the picture of XD's head with the all white bandana on that fans sign.
XD: Ladies and gentlemen, will ya'll niggaz look at XDs head tonight! (booooo) How precise can any of yall make your heads! I look at each and everyone of you, and see that none of your damn heads match your clothes! (booooo) I will never see a precise head like mine! I notice a couple of stoop niggaz in the crowd tryna be XD! (pointing at guy in front row) That leprachaun, B-O-3 lookin' headband does not match those faded out kicks you got their. That's the complete opposite color foo! What the hell are you doin' wearin' yellow kicks with that green bandana! What are you, a Seattle Supersonics fan! (Boooooooo) You should let XD fashion your ass up! You need some o' that XD cologne to go with some new gear! Your stAnkin' self is reekin' all the way ova' hear!
Joey: Common XD! Get to the point. Why are you out here!?
Prez K: Shutup Styles! I think this is way more precise then your stupid, "OH MY GOD!" Why don't you say that now. After all, XD is a shock.
XD: I have a question for ya'll tonight. How precise is XD? (Boooooo) I want to know who in the junky ass crowd is more precise then XD? WHO!? Comon, raise your hands!
(About half the audience raise there hands and XD picks a young lady in the third row. She is wearing a short white baby tee and a black mini skirt. The lady steps over the guard rail and.......)
Joey: OH MY GOD! Is that Tifa from the EWF? I know that chick! Ladies and gentlemen....Tifa Lockhart!
(Tifa climbs the steel steps and XD holds the ropes for her.)
Joey: She doesn't need help getting in the ring XD! After all, she is a former world heavyweight champion.
(Fans erupt when Tifa enters the ring. She climbs the top right corner turnbuckle and raises her fists to more eruption.)
XD: Wo! Hold on a split second home girl! This just might be pretty precise. Pretty bein' the key word. Tifa, you may be beautiful and all, but you ain't as precise as XD. (Boooooo). I 'ont know what I was thinkin' when i pointed at you. (Booooo) Remember back in the day? I gave you an opportunity to advance yourself like XD. XD is advance if we all had forgotten. (Boooo) I handed you a simple little career to get known, and what do ya do!?.....SUCK AT IT! (Boooooo. Tifa looks puzzled at XD as she is with both arms out waiting to hug him since she hasn't seen XD in a long ass time).
Joey: What the hell is the self proclaimed "Precise One" talking about?
XD: "XD Perfume" for beautiful ladies was an easy task for you to market. If someone can't market the most marketable individual out their, then their be a problem! I gave you a window of opportunity. I let you roam the places you are very familiar with too. You are a "hood chick." All you had to do was push XD Perfume for ladies in the hood! It was only $19.99 for cryin' out loud!
Prez K: Wow, you should give that to the females in your family Joey. They'll probably smell ten times better.
Joey: Only on One Night Stand, live, will you get to see XD and Tifa in the middle of the ring since over five years ago! (ignoring Prez K)
XD: Now I am forced to produce a new product for the ladies. XBonita comin' soon to an outlet near you! $29.99 for the fancy 12 ounce bottle decorated to look like, "huh huh" herself, Big Steph. (Boooooooo) For startaz, the $24.99 bottle is 9.5 ounces and comes in various flavors.
Joey: K, what the hell does this have to do with challenging someone to see who is more precise! Does he know how to get on with his topics?
XD: Now the time that you all have been waitin' fo.' This young lady came to the ring and has somethin' to prove to us here tonight. Girl, you really think you are more precise then the most entertainin' nigga out here. Here is your chance to prove us all wrong. Tifa, gimme a Dogarooni! (Booooos and a couple of cheers)
Joey: What the hell is this K!?
Prez K: Well, she wants to be more precise then XD. Lets see if she can live up to it.
(Tifa looks at XD puzzled as shit. She then looks at the crowd for face pops. She turns to each corner and all corners agree to see her perform The Dogarooni. Tifa fucks the whole move up by sitting on her ass first and trying to kick her feet up in the air. Her body does not rotate and she basically looks like a pin with her feet up. She quickly drops sideways on the mat.)
XD: I swear, lol, if I smoked a great deal o' treez right now, I would have to go to the hospital for stomach pains. Why? Cause I am laughin' too damn hard! (laughs) For someone who has taken Yoga, Fitness, Karate, Ti-chi, or whateva' ching chong you know, that was horrendous. (Booooo) I don't even dance and I can still perform the most precise maneuver in wrestlin.' What a stoop challenge that was.
Joey: Hold on! Didn't XD challenge her to that! That was not her decision.
XD: Im feelin' a little generous, so ima show you how precise the move is. Ima show you reeeal slow how to perform The Dogarooni. (Boooooo) You have to point to any direction to the crowd. Slowly bring your hand toward your head and open your palms. Look at your hand while slowly droppin' to one knee. Damn, I should start teachin' Dogarooni classes. Then you spread both arms apart like your stretchin' for Karate class. Start twistin' your body to your dominant side and using your non-dominant leg to follow up.......(Dogarooni follows as XD gets a small amount of face pops. XD then poses on the way up and raises his arms to the crowd. He then poses again and the fans begin to boo)
Joey: Prez K, answer me this. How is she gonna defeat someone in a move they have been doin' for ova' ten FUCKING YEARS!
Prez K: Its precise though!
XD: Tifa, before you leave I wanna let you know that you look a lot bettA then The Dog seen ya before. I can see the twinkle in your eyes when standin' next to ya. You admire God's Greatest Gift, don't ya? We can settle our precise feud tonight in the nice warm gacoozi sippin' Alize in PALATKA, FLORIDA! (Booooooooo)
Joey Styles: Where the hell is Palatka?
XD: We can cuddle and relax wit' the 60' Inch Flat Screen Television right above us. Time is busy for The Dog, so I needa' catch up on some movies. (Tifa smiles a little). I know, I know. You like me, you ain't into all that high class romance. Hell wit' it. We can keep it gutta and hood and chill outside my buildin' sippin' on 22s of Old English and reminiscing' on the good ol' days. How charmin' is that for ya, homegirl? (XD wins with a bigger smile on Tifas face. Tifa seems to enjoy that one better)
Prez K: Well, he always had a charm for entertaining the ladies. XD was always precise. Anyone remember how he pimped the shit out of Bonemama? HAHA!
Joey: Shutup Prez K. You are more stoop then XD sometimes.
(Suddenly, a familiar theme music blares over the speakers. The strains of the tune “Highwind” is heard and the crowd erupts. And there he is…Cloud Strife has arrived.)
Joey: OH MY GOD K! It's Cloud from the Nibelheim Connection! Ladies and gentlemen, we have Cloud, Tifa and XD out here! What is going to happen!?
(Cloud comes out and stops under the One Night Stand Tron. He poses with a microphone in hand.)
Cloud: Tifa, what in the holy hell is wrong with you? You’re actually going to fall for X-Dog’s crap? You know, I used to turn on my television every week and say to myself, "It is getting worse and worse and worse." X-Dog was getting more and more air time and it was sickening to watch.
X-Dog: Hold on, nigga. You came all the way out here with full effort JUST to let the jealousy speak. I can hear the jealousy talkin.' So lemme ask you, ARE YOU SICK!? (Booooo) You must got a fevA' up in there! (Booooo) You needa check your head. Tifa, go down there and check that niggaz head. I think that shit is 106 if ya ask me. He looks real pale and ill. (Boooooo) Hey, roll up your sleeve to show the crowd that old tattoo you got. Everyone remembers that puppy. Is that what's makin' your homo ass look so pale. You remind me of one o' those blonde hair pretty boys you’d see in European fitness magazines. They should put yo' ass on display above headlights in the village. That would be perfect for you. (boooooo)
Cloud: X D for X-Dummy, huh? You are a complete idiot. You do a lot of talking these days but less about it. Your mouth has gotten you nowhere. XD, we can settle this tonight, live on One Night Stand. Every lovely couple that is tuning in live can watch who the better wrestler is.
Joey: Wow, Cloud means business tonight. Imagine Prez K, imagine! Here tonight, we could see Cloud vs. X-D! What a match that would be!
Prez K: Just think of it. The HWF v. The EWF, in an interpromotional match. The first time EVER. And it’ll probably be the most entertaining match tonight. And definitely the most precise.
(Tifa grabs the mic from XDs hand)
Tifa: Cloud! X-Dog! Don’t do this! You two were friends back in the day! You both sold and marketed XD cologne together. What about DX!? What happened to all that. What, do you guys forget about each other for so long and reunite now with anger and jealousy! You guys even shared treez together! Treez bring people together! Why are you two so angry? Cloud, I have known you forever. You’re the sweetest gentleman I have ever met. Remember that bloody fight with Sephiroth you had?! You held me on your back after you defeated him and made sure we didn’t lose our lives from the crumbling rocks. We were a great team back in those days. You’re more of a calm person then this. And XD! (Looks at XD). You are unique, entertaining, and funny. You never cause any harm. Your only problem is that you have an ego the size of Midgar and you love putting yourself over. (Crowd boos) I say you two make up and smoke a huge blunt together. Lets put all this stupid mic talk aside. (Fans boo)
(XD grabs the mic back.)
X-Dog: Tifa, standing here tryna’ do her best to make peace. Cloud, she is right. We should end this. We should put everything aside and forget any of this took place. Lemme just put my hand down below my waist and pretend im giving you a pound.
(Cloud looks down and sees a circle as Tifa puts her hand over her mouth to refrain from laughing)
Cloud: What are you, fucking retarded?! You cannot be serious about anything, can you? Let’s see how serious of a wrestler you are. I think the fans need to see. You come out here and expect to talk for hours and hours on a special event like tonight and not show your wrestling skills? What the hell is wrong with you?
X-Dog: Owww. Look at poor blondie getting’ all emotional and serious about a Q. I think you need to get your serious ass outa here so I can finish telling’ the fans about Xds highlights. Don’t forget, you are out here talkin’ face to face with Highlight himself, XD. XD is a forever’ highlight.
Cloud: XD, you make no sense. You never have made any sense. When you and Tifa and company were in DX, it was always about XD. We always had to make money off of XD. XD, you are a selfish and greedy prick! You always think that you are the only way to make a quick buck. We always had to follow you. Well, tonight, we are going to see who the biggest seller is. Who has better ring talent and who can be the better seller.
XD: Wow homeboy. Once again, the jealousy is takin’ you too far. Are you so jealous, that you wanna take the jealousy into action against XD? You are so mad that all our profit shares came from a marketable character like myself, XD. And if I hear you mention about seeing who the better person is tonight one more time, ima have to stop your jealousy. Tonight this, tonight that. You are not the better person. We know why you are out here. Deep down inside, you are broke as shit and you need some business ideas from XD. My manager, Huh-Huh, she is business. Maybe she can help ya get a little cake in your pockets. Don’t be mad. How you expect to make doe being mad at XD your whole life? I’m sorry Cloud, but you needa’ try a new game plan. You aint getting’ your ass no where bein’ jealous. (Booooooo). I see how it is. Fine, if you don’t wanna leave to let me finish my highlights, then your gonna have to stand there and listen. Maybe you’ll pick up a few pointers. (Boooooo) . First, let’s get to the topic about music. We all know, XD loves music. Music is in my blood. I am sure the most of yall wanna know how Xds hip hop career is goin.’ Well, XD is back in the hood with a new producer and all. XD is layin’ down a couple of tracks with my nigga, Mikey Roids on some fresh to death instrumentals. (semi cheers hearing the name, Mikey Roids). I have been requested by numerous people about the Triple Album. (Booooo). We all cannot forget about the triple album. I know I have made a lot of promises to yall niggaz, but, I failed on only one. I am always precise and I know how to work XD like no other. For the last two years, I have promised the world my Triple Album. (Booooooo). Well, guess what!? XD is going to produce the triple album that will be guaranteed on shelves this year, 06! (Boooooo).
Joey: This is bullshit Prez K. You know it is. Fans did not pay for tickets to see this clown on the mic for hours talking about music and crap that has nothing to do with wrestling.
Prez K: What is wrong with you Joey. XD is just letting the fans know how his life is going. I think the fans need to know how their favorite competitor is doing.
Cloud: You know what’s funny? I am still standing right here with you folks listening to X-Dog ramble his brain off.
X-Dog: Hold on son. I am not finished letting my peeps know what’s really good wit’ XD. XD is music. (Booooo). XD is what brings music to its finest. XD is what makes every note in music precise. I wish niggaz had talent like XD. (Boooooo). I wanna see some new niggaz shine! But, lately, I have not seen that at all. So what is The Dog forced to do? Bring more talent to the table. So with that bein’ said, I have yet another major announcement. To steal a line from this junkie outside, TONIGHT!….Live on “One Night Stand,” you all will get to witness the most flashy entrance in professional history. Equipped with a NEW entrance theme and all. (BOOOOOOO). Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, you will hear a new song that will be featured on the triple album. (Boooooo). So, to finally answer Cloud’s stupid challenge. I accept that shit! Bring it on! You honestly think you can defeat the competition killa, XD? What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you that stoop!? I think you lost a little more screws then the last time I saw ya.
Cloud: Since you are finally finished talking your crap… I’m going to let everyone know that I have a surprise guest accompanying me to tonight’s match with you.
X-Dog: That be ok, Cloud. Ain’t no manager betta’ then mine that brings me to the ring. So we all know that XD will be accompanied to the ring by HUH HUH! (Boooooo). So you can bring whateva’ you want to my ring. Don’t get your ass caught by the most famous off set rope maneuver. Now can you dig THAT……..
SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Joey: Damn, Ladies and gentlemen! XD vs. Cloud! It’s official!! Later tonight!