I Swear I'm Not a Prostitute
Ok, I don't know if I posted this conversation from Wed or not but even if I did it's that funny so you can stand to read it again.
Me: I have these awesome aviator glasses from Armani.
Michael: You actually bought Armani? That's expensive.
Me: Well actually they are Chris's. I feel like he owes them too me though.
Michael: (Looks confused)
Katie: (Thinking that she is helping.) That is who Sam lost her virginity to.
Michael: Oh... (seeming to understand.)... you know, I would never pay a girl to have sex with me.
Katie: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Me: What? No? That wasn't payment.
Michael: Right.
Me: No I swear I'm not a whore. He just left them in my purse and I haven't seen him since this summer.
Michael: Still seems like payment... just unconcious payment.
No really you guys, he didn't GIVE them to me. He LEFT them with me. See the difference?
Me: I have these awesome aviator glasses from Armani.
Michael: You actually bought Armani? That's expensive.
Me: Well actually they are Chris's. I feel like he owes them too me though.
Michael: (Looks confused)
Katie: (Thinking that she is helping.) That is who Sam lost her virginity to.
Michael: Oh... (seeming to understand.)... you know, I would never pay a girl to have sex with me.
Katie: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Me: What? No? That wasn't payment.
Michael: Right.
Me: No I swear I'm not a whore. He just left them in my purse and I haven't seen him since this summer.
Michael: Still seems like payment... just unconcious payment.
No really you guys, he didn't GIVE them to me. He LEFT them with me. See the difference?