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hello there kiddies, this is REESE speaking aka Lis alright well i have currently hijacked lauREN's livejournal because well its just what i do. now i have one of my own but normally im all deep and reflective and whatever even tho most of the time im talking out of my ass and ive decided that today i feel like writing like lauren which consists of long run on sentences and incoherant thoughts. ive done well so far. alright now my purpose is to describe last night because theres no entry here about it and all u faithful viewers/listeners/assholes need to know the deal yo.
so monday night the rents are supposed to go to an eric clapton concert. A+ cuz i have the ultimate party house (besides rozeas and joes of course) and i figured i would have some people over. the little bro refused to vacate the domicile (woah sorry big words i forgot im writing like lauren) kay so he wouldnt effin leave and i was liek GETTTTT OUTTT and ill give u a dollar and he told me to bite him. hes 12. honestly children. anyways so i told him he better stay in his room and not tell mom and dad or i would forcefully insert my foot into his ass. he complied.
uh yeah so i cleaned and prepped the house and then the guests arrived. peter and rozea and marti and jessness and melly and joeeee and dres and jackie g and rach elyse and rachels super cool friend who we all like michelle (you are her ONLY cool friend muahah come hang out with us more often) and im pretty sure thats all the guests. so we had fun. me and joe and andres went swimming in the canal and i jumped off the really high railing and got stuck in the mud bottome but w/e because im brave and it was fun even tho my suit came off like 923879283 times and peters a little girl because the water was "cold" aka 75 degrees. so i made margaritas and slurpees (for our non-alcoholic friends aka lauren and mel i love oyu both <3 <3) oh and lauren turned off my beatles cd and i got mad bc theyre funny. alright so then we did shots to the summer and asshole clepto REN stole shit outta my liquor cabinet. ok jackwipe u know i woulda given it to you if u asked. at least she didnt steal my perscription medicine or vanilla extract (NON imitation) um then beer pong hah that didnt work considering i dont own ping pong balls and my tables 4 square feet but i was on joes team bc hes the ultimate and im his little sucky partner and i can only aspire to achieve his skill and greatness one day. well we were victorious. and then elyse drank all of our beer. thanks. whatever TAP to the rescue! hooray alcoholic parents. oh yeah and Ren used her fake idea and bought bacardi "can i see some ID? oh a pennsylvania drivers liscense?" "yeahhh i go to penn state. go penguins?" "arite thatll be $12" i fuckin hate this girl because she cheats at life and gets away with it. actually i love her but not in the L way. okay so what else...hottub yeahhh eh not too exciting. rachel and elyse took over. umm michelle is cool...elyse should knock before entering the bathroom...i think thats it? yeah and thank god for joe bc he basically helped me clean my whole house. i love him. you are awesome because i probably woulda left it till my rents came home. but knowing them they prob woulda joined in the festivities. stupid parents. oh yeah and elyse asked to have sex with almost every person there. it was funny.
umm alright shitheads thanks for coming to mi casa. twas a fun fun fun night and it will happen again dont worry.
oh yeah i almost forgot. so everyone left cept my loves jax and laur and my rents came home at like 12ish and they were like yeah so turns out the concerts tomorrow night. um WHAT?! good thing they didnt come home. ugh sooo lucky. its prob cuz rozea was there otherwise they woulda busted in on my ass and all my alcohol and intoxicated friends. it was funny cuz i reeeeeeked of whatever the hell i was drinking and my mom walked into the backyard, turned on the lights and looked at it for a sec, then went back inside. no evidence mom. try again next time. HEH HEH HEH. the endddddd.
so the moral of the story is: DONT DRINK RED BULL IF UR PLANNING ON GOING TO SLEEP WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS.
paYce bitchessssssss
so monday night the rents are supposed to go to an eric clapton concert. A+ cuz i have the ultimate party house (besides rozeas and joes of course) and i figured i would have some people over. the little bro refused to vacate the domicile (woah sorry big words i forgot im writing like lauren) kay so he wouldnt effin leave and i was liek GETTTTT OUTTT and ill give u a dollar and he told me to bite him. hes 12. honestly children. anyways so i told him he better stay in his room and not tell mom and dad or i would forcefully insert my foot into his ass. he complied.
uh yeah so i cleaned and prepped the house and then the guests arrived. peter and rozea and marti and jessness and melly and joeeee and dres and jackie g and rach elyse and rachels super cool friend who we all like michelle (you are her ONLY cool friend muahah come hang out with us more often) and im pretty sure thats all the guests. so we had fun. me and joe and andres went swimming in the canal and i jumped off the really high railing and got stuck in the mud bottome but w/e because im brave and it was fun even tho my suit came off like 923879283 times and peters a little girl because the water was "cold" aka 75 degrees. so i made margaritas and slurpees (for our non-alcoholic friends aka lauren and mel i love oyu both <3 <3) oh and lauren turned off my beatles cd and i got mad bc theyre funny. alright so then we did shots to the summer and asshole clepto REN stole shit outta my liquor cabinet. ok jackwipe u know i woulda given it to you if u asked. at least she didnt steal my perscription medicine or vanilla extract (NON imitation) um then beer pong hah that didnt work considering i dont own ping pong balls and my tables 4 square feet but i was on joes team bc hes the ultimate and im his little sucky partner and i can only aspire to achieve his skill and greatness one day. well we were victorious. and then elyse drank all of our beer. thanks. whatever TAP to the rescue! hooray alcoholic parents. oh yeah and Ren used her fake idea and bought bacardi "can i see some ID? oh a pennsylvania drivers liscense?" "yeahhh i go to penn state. go penguins?" "arite thatll be $12" i fuckin hate this girl because she cheats at life and gets away with it. actually i love her but not in the L way. okay so what else...hottub yeahhh eh not too exciting. rachel and elyse took over. umm michelle is cool...elyse should knock before entering the bathroom...i think thats it? yeah and thank god for joe bc he basically helped me clean my whole house. i love him. you are awesome because i probably woulda left it till my rents came home. but knowing them they prob woulda joined in the festivities. stupid parents. oh yeah and elyse asked to have sex with almost every person there. it was funny.
umm alright shitheads thanks for coming to mi casa. twas a fun fun fun night and it will happen again dont worry.
oh yeah i almost forgot. so everyone left cept my loves jax and laur and my rents came home at like 12ish and they were like yeah so turns out the concerts tomorrow night. um WHAT?! good thing they didnt come home. ugh sooo lucky. its prob cuz rozea was there otherwise they woulda busted in on my ass and all my alcohol and intoxicated friends. it was funny cuz i reeeeeeked of whatever the hell i was drinking and my mom walked into the backyard, turned on the lights and looked at it for a sec, then went back inside. no evidence mom. try again next time. HEH HEH HEH. the endddddd.
so the moral of the story is: DONT DRINK RED BULL IF UR PLANNING ON GOING TO SLEEP WITHIN THE NEXT 4 DAYS.
paYce bitchessssssss