Office Antics, Episode 3 bonus
Title Office Antics, Episode 3 Bonus
Rating PG-13
Word Count 3,005
Pairings Baekyeol, Kaisoo
Summary [office!au] Twelve guys and one software startup. Baekhyun’s that new guy, Chanyeol's the guy who falls for the new guy, Kyungsoo has pedo problems, Junmyeon's the oblivious CEO, Kris is the cutthroat CFO, Yixing’s out to get more vacation time, ( Read more... )
EVERYONE'S JEALOUS. I KNOW IT.
DUH WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU OMG
Just as Luhan turns back to his computer he hears a ping, a muffled yelp, and a thud.
There’s a low moan, “Shiiiiiiiiii.”
/sobbing. omg a staple gun who let sehun into their office in the first place
He spins around and steps over Sehun, who is curled up on the ground and cradling his finger, stapler abandoned a foot away. I can see this like so perfectly and it's even funnier because of that lmao
“No let's back up even more. 'I’m smart,' you said.” LUHAN IS JUST SO PERFECT
“Fifty friendly euphemisms for penis.” CRYING omg my twin is like in love with coming up with these I bet she'd love this so much. /sobs.
"“Or maybe tiny tadpole torpedo, that’s probably more accurate.” / “I’m not even going to ask why you’re thinking about my genitals.” / “How about tremendously tiny tadpole torpedo.” WHY IS HE THINKING ABOUT LUHAN'S GENITALS
"“Would you like to have the honor, Jongdae?” / “Absolutely Yixing. Its okay, just be yourself Luhan,” Jongdae slowly rises out of his seat, lips pulled into a grin, “We’re all fucking unique snowflakes.” OMG PAYBACK W H Y
“I just got your text,” Kyungsoo toes the carpet. “And I’m...I’m flattered, but you already know I have someone else on my mind...” OKAY THIS HAS ME IN TEARS ON THE GROUND ROLLING AROUND OH MY GOSH LET ME JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO BASK IN THIS
/can't stop laughing.
"“And we just installed new carpet.”... “Augh...what do we do? That carpet was expensive.” NOT THE NEW CARPET. /falls to knees.
"I can’t do this, Kris mouths. / “The carpet,” Junmyeon loudly whispers. “Do it for the carpet.”" W H Y /cries into your shoulder.
Seriously, stop them, Junmyeon gestures frantically. Holy crap, the carpet. / I can’t, I can’t do it, Kris wraps his hands around his head. Why did you hire horndogs. poor carpet ;_;
"Kris cracks an eye open to see Baekhyun and Chanyeol, fully clothed, and huddled over Baekhyun’s monitor." WHUT
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LIKE OMG WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT
/cries.
this story is so perfect
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I am excited for that chapter then because I just don't understand why anyone would hire sehun but then again I could say the same about all of them because they're all losers
CHRISTIAN FRIENDLY OH MY GOSH LMAO HOW ARE THEY CHRISTIAN FRIENDLY THOUGH /sobbing.
omg now it makes sense why sehun is luhan's assistant of it all it's like the ultimate karma IT MAKES SENSE. AND YES WHY WAS HE LOL I MUST KNOW
I totally get kris and junmyeon's concerns because pfft chanyeol can get laid elsewhere CARPET IS EXPENSIVE AND NO ONE WANTS TO TAKE OUT THAT STAIN /slapped.
I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THE STORY <3
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