Funny shit.

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Mine.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ares_dot_com sent to me...

Twelve thunderbolts drumming
Eleven cults piping
Ten dogs a-leaping
Nine collars beguiling
Eight warlords a-brooding
Seven crops a-suffering
Six orgies a-biting
Five bi-i-i-itch-slapping hercules
Four zee germans
Three leather pants
Two pinky bastards
...and a war in a sly.

Hebe's.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, hebe_dot_com sent to me...

Twelve rebels thinking
Eleven roses trusting
Ten ducatis a-boarding
Nine ares blushing
Eight wishes a-racing
Seven chariots a-singing
Six motorcycles a-dancing
Five almo-o-o-ost twins
Four telepathic connections
Three extreme sports
Two sibling relationships
...and a deceit in an insecurity.

Mine's funnier. ;p