100th anecdote.

[ares_dot_com]

This little anniversary couldn't come at a more glorious time.

I've a war which has no "best before" date sticker lathered across it, which antagonizes numerous of my siblings. ..If any of you honestly believe once the "targeted man" is captured, that this siege shall terminate, you should just meander on over to Thanatos' doorway,

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[apollo_dot_com]

I just think you need to be distracted for a while. How fortuitous that Bacchus_dot_com picked now to return to us. Oh Bacchus? Could you pop by this big lug's temple and visit for a while? Poor boy's got himself all worked up, and needs a bit of a release.

Thanks dear.

[ares_dot_com]

My, my.. Is that insecurity I smell? Not up to the challenge anymore, brother?

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[apollo_dot_com]

Ah beloved Ares. Bacchus has been gone a long time. You've called on my.... assistance more lately than ever before. I'm TIRED. It's his turn. There's no insecurity involved. It's all sheer exhaustion. And since we ALL know that when it comes to sexual stamina NOBODY beats Bacchus, I figure he's just what you need.

*smiles*

[ares_dot_com]

I can see how being my ego truckler and his "business" promoter at the same time would indeed drain one's energy.

Re: *smiles*

[apollo_dot_com]

Two questions:

1) "Truckler"?

2) "Business Promoter"

And, as I recall, you're the one who had a minor fit one morning when he woke up and found himself alone...

[ares_dot_com]

1. Use a dictionary.

2. You can borrow my hat if it increases your confidence.

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[apollo_dot_com]

I don't think truckler is in my dictionary dear. However if you need someone to feed your ego, far be it from me to starve you.

As for business promotor... since I'm trying to bring in Bacchus for this, wouldn't that make me his business promoter (i.e. Pimp)?

[dite_dot_com]

Thus your need for the pimplicious hat...

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[apollo_dot_com]

Wait... you want me to put on HIS hat? On MY hair? Do you have ANY idea what I have to go through to keep my hair so... actually.. yeah, you probably do.

His hat? no no no no.