Ah, sentimentality.

[ares_dot_com]

How putrid you archetypally are. Yet this nugget was found while searching for something else entirely, and it reminded me of how much I yearn for a tasteful satirizing. The current fools live up to their name, but not the highlight of the craft.

And the quintessence of entertaining is my first Pantheon post. Which actually conceives more baleful

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*makes a face*

[ares_dot_com]

Those.. really are not innuendos. There's nothing even remotely suggestive about them, actually.

[threegoldfish]

I see you've mastered the single entendre.

thems were the days

[momus_dot_com]

Yes, me Engrish good. Me speakum, yes?

*sigh*
I was so cool. What happened to me? Momus needs to get back on her game. Waaaaiiit, didn't AphroDUMBdie come back recently? *sigh* Much like shooting fish in a barrel, that one.

sugarymalice hath returned as well, yes? Where is she? I enjoyed prodding her. *looks around wildly waving a cattle-prod*

Last I heard, Bacchus got a nasty god-size case of the clap. He's recovering in a clinic near Reno.

[ares_dot_com]

Aphrodite is not favoured by men for her prowess in inducing intellectually stimulating conversations.

She does make a mean cheesecake

[momus_dot_com]

True. I've heard her mating call:
"O-MY-ZEUS...I am SOOOOOO drunk!" At least, that's what I heard her exclaim that last night at a little soirée I crashed. She then promptly passed out in the dip. Last I saw, she was being "helped upstairs" by two frat boyish looking lower deities.

[ex_kyrene656]

I is so happy! Hermes came out of hiding. It is a happy, joyful day!

Admit it, you missed him. Lots.

[ares_dot_com]

Did I not already do that? The words yearn and pin.. They have few other meanings when mentioned about a person.

*waves her off*
You have other duties much more meaningful to do, currently.

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[ex_kyrene656]

Did I not already do that? The words yearn and pin.. They have few other meanings when mentioned about a person.

Oh yay! I think that you should hold some form of party in his honor, or something.

*waves her off*
You have other duties much more meaningful to do, currently.

you're right. I do! There's that online temple... *winks*

I'll let ya know when it's done :D

[ares_dot_com]

Before you make a fool of yourself, you might fancy checking the date on his comment.
And perhaps rereading my post to clarify the context in which it was written.

[ex_parselmou48]

You are always such an angry angry man.

Did a bird poop on your favorite war helmet?....

[ares_dot_com]

And it won't come off! *much grousing*

[ex_parselmou48]

(yes! that bird was awful hard to train...)

Aww, try some Windex.

[threegoldfish]

*snickers at pun*

Whatever they use for cars should get it off.