Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole theizzy's purse (30 points). Last month I helped lidi hide a body (-173 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (183 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
aremsi