or "Signs you should find a new boyfriend"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/13/police-shoot-man-dressed-as-joker I know love can blind you a bit, but wouldn't you think twice about getting in a car with a guy dressed as the joker, armed with a shotgun, and fresh from stabbing and tazing a fellow soldier? Instead this young lady decided to join her soon to be ex in his new fugitive status and ended up witnessing his eventual demise. I'd love to see that Tweet:
"Boyfriend showed up dressed as joker (again) with shotgun. Men are so weird, lol."
At least she's didn't have to worry about the 'we have to talk' conversation.
Meep out