surveys. i'm bored and uploading music. leave me alone.
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: string beans.
2. Bakery: pita or whole wheat english muffins.
3. Meat: salmon steaks!
4. Frozen: one of those venetian ice cream cakes.
5. Dry goods: brown rice.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. jeans.
2. tee.
3. hoodie.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. fuck.
2. shit.
3. how exciting!
4. OH MY GOD.
5. i hope she/he/they/it falls down the stairs [usually followed by a height, depending on how mad i am like "the top of the stairs, too!" or "ok. only down one step..."]
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. watching tv.
2. listening to musics.
3. eat.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. nap.
2. Happy Penis Fun Time [i'm just keeping gonadsandstrife's answer because it made me smile.]
3. watching a movie or tv.
4. walking around the city.
5. playing on the computress.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. monkeys.
2. anything that involves petting.
3. bears.
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between? (Can these be non-talk shows?)
1. you mean i can watch 24 get taped?! AWESOME.
2. law & order:svu.
3. project runway.
4. it's always sunny in philadelphia.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. hagen daas dark chocolate chocolate ice cream bars. PUT IT ON THE DAMN CONE!
2. sweet cream from coldstone.
3. phish foods.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet...in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. elvis driver's license.
2. gift cards to urban outfitters, keihl's, and lush.
3. oh, purse too? inaugural season puck from the ROCK.
4. a note that momals wrote to me thanking me for lending her my bag. it was a really good note.
5. a design magazine like Ready Made, Dwell, or Blueprint.
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. empress of the planet earth.
2. queen of all horror movie actresses.
3. revenge.
4. dj.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. stay in school.
2. i
3. regret
4. nothing else.
1. Produce: string beans.
2. Bakery: pita or whole wheat english muffins.
3. Meat: salmon steaks!
4. Frozen: one of those venetian ice cream cakes.
5. Dry goods: brown rice.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
1. jeans.
2. tee.
3. hoodie.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. fuck.
2. shit.
3. how exciting!
4. OH MY GOD.
5. i hope she/he/they/it falls down the stairs [usually followed by a height, depending on how mad i am like "the top of the stairs, too!" or "ok. only down one step..."]
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. watching tv.
2. listening to musics.
3. eat.
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. nap.
2. Happy Penis Fun Time [i'm just keeping gonadsandstrife's answer because it made me smile.]
3. watching a movie or tv.
4. walking around the city.
5. playing on the computress.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. monkeys.
2. anything that involves petting.
3. bears.
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between? (Can these be non-talk shows?)
1. you mean i can watch 24 get taped?! AWESOME.
2. law & order:svu.
3. project runway.
4. it's always sunny in philadelphia.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. hagen daas dark chocolate chocolate ice cream bars. PUT IT ON THE DAMN CONE!
2. sweet cream from coldstone.
3. phish foods.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet...in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. elvis driver's license.
2. gift cards to urban outfitters, keihl's, and lush.
3. oh, purse too? inaugural season puck from the ROCK.
4. a note that momals wrote to me thanking me for lending her my bag. it was a really good note.
5. a design magazine like Ready Made, Dwell, or Blueprint.
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. empress of the planet earth.
2. queen of all horror movie actresses.
3. revenge.
4. dj.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. stay in school.
2. i
3. regret
4. nothing else.