conversations with the heater.
don't be mad.
i just thought this exchange was fun.
and maybe it's not. but i want to be able to look back on it and giggle.
scene.: INTERIOR. the internet. dezh & the heater are "swooning" over their lovelives...
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:09 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Yes, I must agree. I can testify that you make an excellent heterosexual girlfriend.
Mark just is intimidated by the power of the fancy.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:09 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
Thanks!
That and he is a freakbucket. [content removed because i don't know if that's far too personal or not, and would prefer not to explore it.]
Do you and Ian have V-Day plans?
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:24 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
We haven't solidified anything yet. We joked about getting each other belly dancers.
I'm getting him an old fancy copper recipe box and hand making the divider cards. He had mentioned a while ago that he really wanted one. I don't know if he was just running his mouth or if he actually wants one... but I like the one I found and what I'm doing to it, so I hope he really appreciates it.
Check it out.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160080375052
and the cards, which will have handwritten index tabs
http://www.crane.com/prdSell.aspx?NavName=NavCollections&SubDeptName=RomanticCollection&Name=CN1381_SwirlsofIvyNotes
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:26 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
I'm sure he will, that is an awesome gift, it's personal, and you are putting in time and effort to make it even more special for him.
How do you return the belly dancers if they are the wrong size or color? ;p
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:34 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Oh my god that's racist!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:31 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
I wouldn't want a green belly dancer...
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:41 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Especially a tiny one.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:36 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
Yea, they tend to get misplaced easily
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:47 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
It's all good. I've got a gift receipt to Express Belly Dancing, just in case!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:42 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
How did you come to obtain that?
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:52 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
When I purchased my belly dancing diva from Express Belly Dancing, I said to the cashier "May I please have a gift receipt, just in case my hetero lady friend does not like tiny green belly dancers?" to which the cashier replied "Why, of course!" and then handed me a gift receipt for that exact purchase!
And the moral of the story is, don't count your chickens without a gift receipt.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:46 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
or your belly dancers...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:54 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Right, don't count your chickens without your belly dancers!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:49 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
although I would double check the numbers, belly dancers are notoriously poor with details, and chickens are known for their deceptiveness...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:00 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
While I do agree that chickens are deceptive [mmm-hmmm KFC, I am on to you!], belly dancers are a detailed people. Have you seen their outfits? Look at all that coin.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:57 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
have you ever asked how many coins there are? - they never seem to know....
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From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:06 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
That is true. They're too hypnotized by the jingling.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:01 PM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
and possibly a little deaf - maybe they just don't hear the question...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:09 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
So, maybe they're not hypnotized by the jingling, it's the shiny.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:04 PM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
shiny good!
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:14 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
This is by far the greatest conversation we've ever had.
Seriously.
i just thought this exchange was fun.
and maybe it's not. but i want to be able to look back on it and giggle.
scene.: INTERIOR. the internet. dezh & the heater are "swooning" over their lovelives...
-------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:09 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Yes, I must agree. I can testify that you make an excellent heterosexual girlfriend.
Mark just is intimidated by the power of the fancy.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:09 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
Thanks!
That and he is a freakbucket. [content removed because i don't know if that's far too personal or not, and would prefer not to explore it.]
Do you and Ian have V-Day plans?
---------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:24 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
We haven't solidified anything yet. We joked about getting each other belly dancers.
I'm getting him an old fancy copper recipe box and hand making the divider cards. He had mentioned a while ago that he really wanted one. I don't know if he was just running his mouth or if he actually wants one... but I like the one I found and what I'm doing to it, so I hope he really appreciates it.
Check it out.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160080375052
and the cards, which will have handwritten index tabs
http://www.crane.com/prdSell.aspx?NavName=NavCollections&SubDeptName=RomanticCollection&Name=CN1381_SwirlsofIvyNotes
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:26 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
I'm sure he will, that is an awesome gift, it's personal, and you are putting in time and effort to make it even more special for him.
How do you return the belly dancers if they are the wrong size or color? ;p
------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:34 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Oh my god that's racist!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:31 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
I wouldn't want a green belly dancer...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:41 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Especially a tiny one.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:36 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
Yea, they tend to get misplaced easily
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:47 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
It's all good. I've got a gift receipt to Express Belly Dancing, just in case!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:42 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
How did you come to obtain that?
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:52 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
When I purchased my belly dancing diva from Express Belly Dancing, I said to the cashier "May I please have a gift receipt, just in case my hetero lady friend does not like tiny green belly dancers?" to which the cashier replied "Why, of course!" and then handed me a gift receipt for that exact purchase!
And the moral of the story is, don't count your chickens without a gift receipt.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:46 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
or your belly dancers...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:54 AM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
Right, don't count your chickens without your belly dancers!
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:49 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
although I would double check the numbers, belly dancers are notoriously poor with details, and chickens are known for their deceptiveness...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:00 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
While I do agree that chickens are deceptive [mmm-hmmm KFC, I am on to you!], belly dancers are a detailed people. Have you seen their outfits? Look at all that coin.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 11:57 AM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
have you ever asked how many coins there are? - they never seem to know....
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:06 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
That is true. They're too hypnotized by the jingling.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:01 PM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
and possibly a little deaf - maybe they just don't hear the question...
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:09 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
So, maybe they're not hypnotized by the jingling, it's the shiny.
-----Original Message-----
From: THE HEATER.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:04 PM
To: dezh.
Subject: RE:
shiny good!
--------------------------
From: dezh.
Sent: Monday, February 12, 2007 12:14 PM
To: THE HEATER.
Subject: RE:
This is by far the greatest conversation we've ever had.
Seriously.