my dreams make for good pillowtalk.
so, the boy comes over even after i explain if he shows up, there will be no coitus.
the following conversation takes place after waking up from no-sex-because-i'm-on-my-period-non-sex-sex-induced-sleep.
dezh.: *sir. i had a dream about sandworms.
*sir.: [sheepishly.] really?
dezh.: yeah. and not like beetlejuice sandworms. but like, tremors ( Read more... )
the following conversation takes place after waking up from no-sex-because-i'm-on-my-period-non-sex-sex-induced-sleep.
dezh.: *sir. i had a dream about sandworms.
*sir.: [sheepishly.] really?
dezh.: yeah. and not like beetlejuice sandworms. but like, tremors ( Read more... )
well after the thanksgiving episode, i thought betty was just as pathetic and childish as marcel, but she had done so well so far from what everyone said, so i thought she should have stayed longer. i really didn't think betty was going home.
and marcel. lol
i don't hate marcel, he just has absolute zero social skill and tries to make up for it by pretending he doesn't care, which is really pathetic. he made himself a target in the first episode by saying people thought he was a threat and wanted him gone lol.
but ilan. i mean he's cool, and honestly, i probably would have said some of the same shit about marcel (noone take his plates out...), but i definitely would NOT have gone out to say "oh btw... marcel's dish SUCKS" with that comment about the cherries.
because of that, i thought he was going to go home... especially since there was no redeeming quality about his dish from what everyone was saying.
honestly i never liked mia, but the way cliff treated her made me hate him so much. he really has enough talent to win, but because of that one thing, i really hope he doesn't.
but in that episode i really thought they would have sent mikey home, and he wouldn't have had the chance to redeem himself with the new year's episode.
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but it's not like he was a dick to her because she's fucked up. it's because he's a dick.
i hate betty.
yeah, that definitely wasn't cool of ilan.
if i had gluttony...
i woulda made some brisket, pork chops, fried chicken, cornbread, bbq ribs, yams with pineapple, mashed potatoes, cheese grits, collard greens, shrimp fritters, hush puppies, crabcakes, smashed apples, peach and blueberry cobbler, oysterbaked cornbread, a grits pie, smothered in a combination of gravy and jello.
and that would've been the correct ilan response to marcel's existence.
then i woulda smacked betty with a fucking turkey leg.
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i forgot.
[i don't know how...]
read this and then look at my profile and check out the comment joean! left me on nov 18th.
i fucking love that bitch.
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that was definitely most excellent.
PS!! i got a new profile cause i got h4x0red and myspace didn't give a shit and ANYWAYS
new profile: myspace.com/dr00ness
last name = brown if you're too lazy to read the profile ;P
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we're so gonna be friends.
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