So begins my journey inward. My JOURNAL TO THE CENTER OF MCGUIRK.
Dear Journal,
It's Tuesday night, and I'm sitting here with my bottle of Chardonnay, relaying the events of my day. I went to the video store earlier to rent three adult videos. I had read some interesting reviews online and always like to know what I'm renting before I go in there. Especially when it comes to adult videos.
Um...okay. Anyway on Wednesday morning I woke up and I went and did my laundry. I use baby detergent because it's a little bit cheaper. But then I was thinking, "Why do babies need different detergent? Can't they use the same one as everybody else? It's not like they'll die." My apartment complex has a laundry room, and I wrote a letter to my landlord about them changing it to make it free laundry; I don't think we should pay maintenance and pay for, uh, laundry.
It's Tuesday night, and I'm sitting here with my bottle of Chardonnay, relaying the events of my day. I went to the video store earlier to rent three adult videos. I had read some interesting reviews online and always like to know what I'm renting before I go in there. Especially when it comes to adult videos.
Um...okay. Anyway on Wednesday morning I woke up and I went and did my laundry. I use baby detergent because it's a little bit cheaper. But then I was thinking, "Why do babies need different detergent? Can't they use the same one as everybody else? It's not like they'll die." My apartment complex has a laundry room, and I wrote a letter to my landlord about them changing it to make it free laundry; I don't think we should pay maintenance and pay for, uh, laundry.