seriously fucked up!!
wow...
straight girls... and they birthday parties...
ok, so i should pretext this by saying i havent smoked in like two weeks and i havent drunk since my birthday! im really really high and drunk just about now... to the point where its hard for me to type!!
tonight
went to nisha's birthday... damn... nisha is a FREAK on her birthday... she was 1 mm from fucking on the dance floor for about 45 minutes!! damn. i havent even seen shit like that at hydrate or some of the kinkier gay clubs...
wow...
also. new weekend 7-11 clerk looks and talks remarkably like anupam kher, speaks kucchi, and seriously wants to get with me. as in he asked for my address and this is the first time he met me. as in he called me "baby" when i walked in. wow.
if it needs to be said (how low do you think my standards are???) i am not about to get with him. ew...
but yes, he speaks kutchi, hes from ahmedabad and his name for the puroposes of LJ is 'mohammed'.
Ahmed, nisha's friend, is so fucking hot. he has an endless supply of blunts, fell asleep on my shoulder one night, speaks arabic, wolof, and french (he's from senegal), and is cute as fuck!! what i would give to get with him!! damn he is cute...
also cute is allie who i met tonight, who is beautiful and thick, and just seems generally delicious, although in a difficult place just about now... i hope she'll call me to hang out... shes got a boyfriend, but i think she likes girls too... anyway would love to see her as a friend or whatever... i think we had so much in common...
wow. i dont think i've gone these places with this blog... damn... intoxication...
straight girls... and they birthday parties...
ok, so i should pretext this by saying i havent smoked in like two weeks and i havent drunk since my birthday! im really really high and drunk just about now... to the point where its hard for me to type!!
tonight
went to nisha's birthday... damn... nisha is a FREAK on her birthday... she was 1 mm from fucking on the dance floor for about 45 minutes!! damn. i havent even seen shit like that at hydrate or some of the kinkier gay clubs...
wow...
also. new weekend 7-11 clerk looks and talks remarkably like anupam kher, speaks kucchi, and seriously wants to get with me. as in he asked for my address and this is the first time he met me. as in he called me "baby" when i walked in. wow.
if it needs to be said (how low do you think my standards are???) i am not about to get with him. ew...
but yes, he speaks kutchi, hes from ahmedabad and his name for the puroposes of LJ is 'mohammed'.
Ahmed, nisha's friend, is so fucking hot. he has an endless supply of blunts, fell asleep on my shoulder one night, speaks arabic, wolof, and french (he's from senegal), and is cute as fuck!! what i would give to get with him!! damn he is cute...
also cute is allie who i met tonight, who is beautiful and thick, and just seems generally delicious, although in a difficult place just about now... i hope she'll call me to hang out... shes got a boyfriend, but i think she likes girls too... anyway would love to see her as a friend or whatever... i think we had so much in common...
wow. i dont think i've gone these places with this blog... damn... intoxication...