Aahh latin I love you, you silly bitch
I'm a dork, I dont care these are funny as hell!!
Valui ad Satanam in computatrum meum invocandum -
"I succeeded in summoning satan into my computer"
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est -
"Yes, that is a very large amount of corn"
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem -
"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags"
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! -
"Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!"
Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit? -
"Does the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match start soon?"
Estne tibi forte magna feles fulva et planissima? -
"Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?"
Furnulum pani nolo -
"I don't want a toaster"
Latro! fremo! -
"Woof woof! Grrrr!"
Luke sum ipse patrem te -
"Luke, I am your father"
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! -
"You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!"
Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere -
"I'm going to have to hurt you on principle"
Nemo saltat sobrius nisi forte insanit -
"Nobody dances sober unless he's insane"
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione -
"I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult"
Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem -
"Don't force it, get a bigger hammer"
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema -
"I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem"
Pistrix! Pistrix! -
"Shark! Shark!"
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? -
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit -
"I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken"
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure -
"I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear"
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! -
"May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!"
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris -
"If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar"
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam -
"I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head"
Valui ad Satanam in computatrum meum invocandum -
"I succeeded in summoning satan into my computer"
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est -
"Yes, that is a very large amount of corn"
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem -
"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags"
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! -
"Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!"
Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit? -
"Does the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match start soon?"
Estne tibi forte magna feles fulva et planissima? -
"Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?"
Furnulum pani nolo -
"I don't want a toaster"
Latro! fremo! -
"Woof woof! Grrrr!"
Luke sum ipse patrem te -
"Luke, I am your father"
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! -
"You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!"
Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere -
"I'm going to have to hurt you on principle"
Nemo saltat sobrius nisi forte insanit -
"Nobody dances sober unless he's insane"
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione -
"I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult"
Nolite id cogere, cape malleum majorem -
"Don't force it, get a bigger hammer"
Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema -
"I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem"
Pistrix! Pistrix! -
"Shark! Shark!"
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? -
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit -
"I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken"
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure -
"I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear"
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! -
"May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!"
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris -
"If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar"
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam -
"I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head"