Interview Skillz
I want to go to an interview with a 4oz bag of Doritos.
I'll carry it in my hand and set it conspicuously on the table in front of me. At some point the interviewer will have to ask, "So, why did you bring Doritos?"
I'll reply, "Well, I wanted to up the ante. There are probably several people who are qualified, capable, and can interview well. I want you to remember that I'm all that, and a bag of chips."
The joke deserves a smiley hiding behind a brick wall :H-H By the way, I made up that smiley it up in the 90s, has anyone ever seen it elsewhere? I think it's great. I really enjoyed making smileys and those cool text scrolling animations back then, when it was a brave new world.
I'll carry it in my hand and set it conspicuously on the table in front of me. At some point the interviewer will have to ask, "So, why did you bring Doritos?"
I'll reply, "Well, I wanted to up the ante. There are probably several people who are qualified, capable, and can interview well. I want you to remember that I'm all that, and a bag of chips."
The joke deserves a smiley hiding behind a brick wall :H-H By the way, I made up that smiley it up in the 90s, has anyone ever seen it elsewhere? I think it's great. I really enjoyed making smileys and those cool text scrolling animations back then, when it was a brave new world.