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[17:01] * @Diana|NotHere (~Dany@ont-static-208.57.140.3.mpowercom.net) Quit (Quit: sex ain't better than sex| it’s 10" <3 kate youre making me get a complex why J? how big is yours? kates a whole 2" bigger| Jaden, have you ever tasted your own cum?|Damn right I'm a willful woman.|
that's worse than homemade porn)
[17:01] <@Nimue> i love that qm
[17:02] Same here xD
[17:02] <@Nimue> i love it even more that Jade didn't remember it
[17:02] <@Nimue> :D
[17:02] <@Jade> LOLOL
[17:02]
ö o.o ö
[17:02] <@Jade> woahhh
[17:02]
ö XD ö
[17:03] <@Jade> Mel has texted 6 times in
[17:03] <@Jade> 2 mins
[17:04] <@Jade> sweet potato fries and ranch dont mix
[17:04] <@Jade> blujsdhfioshforsg
[17:04] ROFL
[17:05] Hiiii Meeeel!
[17:05] <@Jade> im not responding
[17:09] I don't think I've noticed that qm before, eh?
[17:09] * ArdeliahWORK giggles
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! OMG EW !¡!
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! i just read that QM !¡!
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! J YOU ARE EFFING GROSS !¡!
[17:12] * Fire (~a@200.6.58.235) Quit (Quit: Nicky is a Salmon that loves to swim up many streams ROFL! That sounds way too much like a hoo hoo fish to me, Dee well Hoohoo And a Nicky Salmon are like cousins they do the same thing | * Jade is now known as Guido <@Jade> Wow I just p2pd myself)
[17:12] <@Jade> What???
[17:12] <@Jade> I never said I have you freak!
[17:13] sure sounds like it :D, eh?
[17:13] <@Jade> Hell no
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! GROSS !¡!
[17:13] <@Jade> blame Jamie!
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! W/E !¡!
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! i bet you have !¡!
[17:13] I was thinking more like someone was having fun, eh?
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! YOU MEN ALL SHOULD SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE WOMEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH !¡!
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! MEN. UGH !¡!
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:14] <@Jade> I've never told one to swallow.
[17:14] <@Jade> its your choice
[17:14] doesn't mean you dont' want them to, eh?
[17:14] <@Jade> lolol
[17:14] I suppose you just gotta find someone who likes to swallow
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! ...if it shoots into your mouth !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! you cant help but taste it !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! UGH !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! its gross you disgusting men !¡!
[17:15] <@Jade> then dont blow someone
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! but if it tasted like chocolate !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! then that would be a whole nother story !¡!
[17:15] <@Jade> ok then youve been with the wrong dudes
[17:15] <@Jade> because THEY can change the way they taste
[17:15] mhmm
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! not ENTIRELY different !¡!
[17:16] Feed them lots of pineapple a few hours before
[17:16] <@Jade> who have you been with???
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! why would you know them J? !¡!
[17:16] <@Jade> pineapples work
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:16] <@Jade> Because I have changed to accomodate certain tastes
[17:17] The worst part is that stupid gag reflex. there should be some way to turn that off, eh?
[17:17] ;D, eh?
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ugh !¡!
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! yes !¡!
[17:17] I know what you mean!
[17:17] <@Jade> or just dont do it
[17:17] I hate having a gag reflex
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! whatever !¡!
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! you men beg and beg and beg !¡!
[17:17] <@Jade> if youre a gagger, dont
[17:17] gotta get the silly men in the mood somehow, eh?
[17:17] <@Jade> i dont beg
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ikr !¡!
[17:17] Gagging's worth it >>
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i hate doing it !¡!
[17:18] <<
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i really do !¡!
[17:18] <@Jade> then dont do it
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! YOU HAVE TO !¡!
[17:18] I actually really enjoy it.
[17:18] <@Jade> says who??
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! says the laws of happysex !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! and ew !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! tiddle !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! s !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! EW !¡!
[17:18] You don't have to blow a guy to have great sex Dee
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i ecspecially hate doing it now after looking at the awkward boners site !¡!
[17:18] <@Jade> i dont have to have her blow me
[17:18] <@Jade> i dont care actually
[17:18] <@Jade> but
[17:19] <@Jade> i do love going down there
[17:19] <@Jade> i prefer that than the blow job
[17:19] <@Jade> the boners site HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
[17:19] Me and my ex had great sex for months before I went down on him the first time
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! i actually kind like um !¡!
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! pain !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! down there !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! ocassionally !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:20] who doesn't?
[17:20] :D
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! so if one like to um !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> hahahaa
[17:20] <@Nimue> ...
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! take their fist !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! LOOK ATAWY CAL !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> oh Dee no
[17:20] * @Nimue starts blasting loud music and ignores the nutters
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! lol !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! Pain can be so so GOOD !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> fisting???
[17:20] <@Jade> but fisting???
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! if you are in that type of mood !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! what !¡!
[17:21] ....
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! it hurts nicely !¡!
[17:21] Fisting? Really Dee?
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! WHAT !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! SO WHAT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! LIAH !¡!
[17:21] <@Jade> it just seems too painful
[17:21] Nothing!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! nooooo !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! not if there is enough lube !¡!
[17:21] I'm just intrigued
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! either naturally !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! or with a special stube !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! -s !¡!
[17:22] See...I was thinking you meant clamps and pinching and biting >>
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! oh well !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! that is awesome too !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! have you ever taken like binder clips !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! and clipped them !¡!
[17:23] you may not have to blow a guy to get good sex, but sometimes it is the only way to get them to return the favor, eh?
[17:24] I guess it depends
[17:25] mini little kids hair clips work well too for that, eh?
[17:26] Clothespins are awesome
[17:27] <@Jade> clip what??
[17:27] <@Jade> Nipples?
[17:27] <@Jade> or something else?
[17:27] Nipples...clit...lips...
[17:28] <@Nimue> my guy will have to suffer then
[17:28] <@Nimue> my mouth goes nowhere near his pisser
[17:28] <@Nimue> under any circumstances
[17:28] <@Jade> well how about him going near you down there?
[17:28] <@Nimue> ...um ew? i have to pee too, you know
[17:29] <@Jade> So?
[17:29] <@Jade> LOL
[17:29] aw, eh?
[17:29] you dont' know what you are missing, eh?
[17:29] <@Nimue> i mean, if he wants, i'd consider it, but not if he wanted me to return the favour
[17:29] <@Jade> take a shower before
[17:29] <@Nimue> and i'd make him brush his teeth
[17:29] <@Nimue> before he kissed me after
[17:29] but that is a good part, eh?
[17:29] <@Couch> !¡! yes, what tiddles said..clip thoughs !¡!
[17:29] * Jade[Shower] (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #slytherin
[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! and !¡!
[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! ahahahah Cal !¡!
[17:30] witchy goners my bf did it the first time we did anythin
[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:30] witchy goners i was like .. eh what ya doing?
[17:30] That's ok Cal
[17:30] No shame in that choice at all ^^
[17:30] you know, if you don't like the taste, get some flavoring, eh?
[17:30] * Jade[Shower] (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) Quit (Quit: catholocism..the aerobics of the world of religion)
[17:30] Chocolate syrup is the best, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! whip cream...is BAD !¡!
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! never Use that !¡!
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! it just gets kinda sour !¡!
[17:31] witchy goners why?
[17:31] witchy goners ah
[17:31] oh no, Chocolate whipped cream is awesome, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! jsut pop a mint in while doing it !¡!
[17:31] strawberry suyrup and cherry are great too, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! or getting it done !¡!
[17:32] cotton candy is pretty amazing to use too, eh?
[17:32] * @Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
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[17:32] <@Couch> !¡! SALMON !¡!
[17:32] * Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #slytherin
[17:32] * Fire nomnomnoms Couch's salmon
[17:32] and ice cream, eh?
[17:32] now I'm getting hungry but I can't tell what for, eh?
[17:33] WHOOOOOOT
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! \o/ !¡!
[17:33] Damn
[17:33] that noming has me giggling, eh?
[17:33] Nicky you missed a great convo XD
[17:33] *GLARES*
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:33] I ALWAYS miss great convos!
[17:33] Someone copypaste me!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! NO !¡!
[17:33] YES
[17:33] YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SALMON
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! i dont want you to look at me different !¡!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:34] Aaaaaand, I'm gonna go now
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:34] COPYPASTE ME!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! YES I DOOOOOOOO !¡!
[17:34] Alice Zzz oh
[17:34] Alice Zzz that's
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! but im too lazy !¡!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:34] Alice Zzz a nice conversation
[17:34] Alice Zzz to walk into
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! GO TO ZZZ !¡!
[17:34] *snickers*
[17:34] I cant copy and paste
[17:34] i disconnected
[17:34] Alice Zzz lol >>
[17:34] <@Nimue> aww
[17:34] Which let me fix
[17:34] Brb
[17:34] * Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) has left #slytherin
[17:34] * Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #slytherin
[17:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jade
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! little jews should be in bed now !¡!
[17:35] * Fire POKES MIETTE
[17:35] CP WOMAN
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! do they can dream of having the curls of death !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! :D !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! erm !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! no !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! its too much to CP !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! basically !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! summary !¡!
[17:36] <@Jade> Dee loves PAIN
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! J is gross cause he tasted his own man juice. He claims no, but he did. I was like doing that is gross but necessary !¡!
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! Tiddles love the gagging and the BJing !¡!
[17:36] <@Jade> LOLOL
[17:37] <@Couch> !¡! Liah says you need to do it to get the man in the mood I mentionedthat i like to get fisted if i am in the mood the end !¡!
[17:37] Jade, as your second wife, I feel left out.
[17:37] <@Jade> i dont log convos :(
[17:37] <@Jade> Liah should have it XD
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! then I said I like to have binder cliips or clamps on my hoohoo nips and whatever else !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! >.> !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! there done !¡!
[17:38] <@Jade> lolol
[17:38] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:38] DEE
[17:38] HAHAHAHA
[17:39] coming soon to an lj near you, naughty slytherin chat, eh?
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! >.> !¡!
[17:39] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLIAH!!!!!!!!!
[17:39] <@Jade> HAHHAHHAHAHAHA
[17:39] <@Jade> See?
[17:39] <@Jade> Liah has it
[17:39] not as much as she wants it, eh?
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! see now salmon looks at me different :( !¡!
[17:39] * Fire nomnomnoms Couch's salmon
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! :D !¡!
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! om nom nom nom !¡!
[17:40] looks like hubby won't be home until saturday now, eh?
[17:40] I will never look at you differently
[17:40] <@Jade> I think Nicky likes you more
[17:40] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:40] Jaden understands me.
[17:40] <@Jade> Let me ask Nicky
[17:40] <@Jade> What are the beneifts of different flavoured juices and teas, Nicky?
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! Ahahahaha !¡!
[17:41] Jasmine tea = Better flavoured juices.
[17:41] <@Jade> TY
[17:41] <@Jade> WITH honey of course
[17:41] Of course.
[17:41] Of course.
[17:41] As recommended by Master Jaden.
[17:42] ....
[17:42] That's hot
[17:42] Just saying >>
[17:42] <@Jade> do not drink green tea, does not change the flavour
[17:42] <@Jade> always pick floral teas
[17:42] <@Jade> it gives a lovely scent
[17:42] Anyway, I'm seriously going now
[17:43] Awwwww
[17:43] <33333Kristen!!!!!!!!!1
[17:43] Bye!
[17:43] Byeeeeee
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[17:43] * Kristen (cgiirc@d24-57-252-67.home.cgocable.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
[17:44] <@Jade> Cal
[17:44] <@Jade> brb
that's worse than homemade porn)
[17:01] <@Nimue> i love that qm
[17:02] Same here xD
[17:02] <@Nimue> i love it even more that Jade didn't remember it
[17:02] <@Nimue> :D
[17:02] <@Jade> LOLOL
[17:02]
ö o.o ö
[17:02] <@Jade> woahhh
[17:02]
ö XD ö
[17:03] <@Jade> Mel has texted 6 times in
[17:03] <@Jade> 2 mins
[17:04] <@Jade> sweet potato fries and ranch dont mix
[17:04] <@Jade> blujsdhfioshforsg
[17:04] ROFL
[17:05] Hiiii Meeeel!
[17:05] <@Jade> im not responding
[17:09] I don't think I've noticed that qm before, eh?
[17:09] * ArdeliahWORK giggles
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! OMG EW !¡!
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! i just read that QM !¡!
[17:12] <@Couch> !¡! J YOU ARE EFFING GROSS !¡!
[17:12] * Fire (~a@200.6.58.235) Quit (Quit: Nicky is a Salmon that loves to swim up many streams ROFL! That sounds way too much like a hoo hoo fish to me, Dee well Hoohoo And a Nicky Salmon are like cousins they do the same thing | * Jade is now known as Guido <@Jade> Wow I just p2pd myself)
[17:12] <@Jade> What???
[17:12] <@Jade> I never said I have you freak!
[17:13] sure sounds like it :D, eh?
[17:13] <@Jade> Hell no
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! GROSS !¡!
[17:13] <@Jade> blame Jamie!
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! W/E !¡!
[17:13] <@Couch> !¡! i bet you have !¡!
[17:13] I was thinking more like someone was having fun, eh?
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! YOU MEN ALL SHOULD SO YOU KNOW WHAT WE WOMEN HAVE TO GO THROUGH !¡!
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! MEN. UGH !¡!
[17:14] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:14] <@Jade> I've never told one to swallow.
[17:14] <@Jade> its your choice
[17:14] doesn't mean you dont' want them to, eh?
[17:14] <@Jade> lolol
[17:14] I suppose you just gotta find someone who likes to swallow
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! ...if it shoots into your mouth !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! you cant help but taste it !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! UGH !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! its gross you disgusting men !¡!
[17:15] <@Jade> then dont blow someone
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! but if it tasted like chocolate !¡!
[17:15] <@Couch> !¡! then that would be a whole nother story !¡!
[17:15] <@Jade> ok then youve been with the wrong dudes
[17:15] <@Jade> because THEY can change the way they taste
[17:15] mhmm
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! not ENTIRELY different !¡!
[17:16] Feed them lots of pineapple a few hours before
[17:16] <@Jade> who have you been with???
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! why would you know them J? !¡!
[17:16] <@Jade> pineapples work
[17:16] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:16] <@Jade> Because I have changed to accomodate certain tastes
[17:17] The worst part is that stupid gag reflex. there should be some way to turn that off, eh?
[17:17] ;D, eh?
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ugh !¡!
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! yes !¡!
[17:17] I know what you mean!
[17:17] <@Jade> or just dont do it
[17:17] I hate having a gag reflex
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! whatever !¡!
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! you men beg and beg and beg !¡!
[17:17] <@Jade> if youre a gagger, dont
[17:17] gotta get the silly men in the mood somehow, eh?
[17:17] <@Jade> i dont beg
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ikr !¡!
[17:17] Gagging's worth it >>
[17:17] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i hate doing it !¡!
[17:18] <<
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i really do !¡!
[17:18] <@Jade> then dont do it
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! YOU HAVE TO !¡!
[17:18] I actually really enjoy it.
[17:18] <@Jade> says who??
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! says the laws of happysex !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! and ew !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! tiddle !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! s !¡!
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! EW !¡!
[17:18] You don't have to blow a guy to have great sex Dee
[17:18] <@Couch> !¡! i ecspecially hate doing it now after looking at the awkward boners site !¡!
[17:18] <@Jade> i dont have to have her blow me
[17:18] <@Jade> i dont care actually
[17:18] <@Jade> but
[17:19] <@Jade> i do love going down there
[17:19] <@Jade> i prefer that than the blow job
[17:19] <@Jade> the boners site HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
[17:19] Me and my ex had great sex for months before I went down on him the first time
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! i actually kind like um !¡!
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:19] <@Couch> !¡! pain !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! down there !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! ocassionally !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:20] who doesn't?
[17:20] :D
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! so if one like to um !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> hahahaa
[17:20] <@Nimue> ...
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! take their fist !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! LOOK ATAWY CAL !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> oh Dee no
[17:20] * @Nimue starts blasting loud music and ignores the nutters
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! lol !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! Pain can be so so GOOD !¡!
[17:20] <@Jade> fisting???
[17:20] <@Jade> but fisting???
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! if you are in that type of mood !¡!
[17:20] <@Couch> !¡! what !¡!
[17:21] ....
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! it hurts nicely !¡!
[17:21] Fisting? Really Dee?
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! WHAT !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! SO WHAT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! LIAH !¡!
[17:21] <@Jade> it just seems too painful
[17:21] Nothing!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! nooooo !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! not if there is enough lube !¡!
[17:21] I'm just intrigued
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! either naturally !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! or with a special stube !¡!
[17:21] <@Couch> !¡! -s !¡!
[17:22] See...I was thinking you meant clamps and pinching and biting >>
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! oh well !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! that is awesome too !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! have you ever taken like binder clips !¡!
[17:22] <@Couch> !¡! and clipped them !¡!
[17:23] you may not have to blow a guy to get good sex, but sometimes it is the only way to get them to return the favor, eh?
[17:24] I guess it depends
[17:25] mini little kids hair clips work well too for that, eh?
[17:26] Clothespins are awesome
[17:27] <@Jade> clip what??
[17:27] <@Jade> Nipples?
[17:27] <@Jade> or something else?
[17:27] Nipples...clit...lips...
[17:28] <@Nimue> my guy will have to suffer then
[17:28] <@Nimue> my mouth goes nowhere near his pisser
[17:28] <@Nimue> under any circumstances
[17:28] <@Jade> well how about him going near you down there?
[17:28] <@Nimue> ...um ew? i have to pee too, you know
[17:29] <@Jade> So?
[17:29] <@Jade> LOL
[17:29] aw, eh?
[17:29] you dont' know what you are missing, eh?
[17:29] <@Nimue> i mean, if he wants, i'd consider it, but not if he wanted me to return the favour
[17:29] <@Jade> take a shower before
[17:29] <@Nimue> and i'd make him brush his teeth
[17:29] <@Nimue> before he kissed me after
[17:29] but that is a good part, eh?
[17:29] <@Couch> !¡! yes, what tiddles said..clip thoughs !¡!
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[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! and !¡!
[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! ahahahah Cal !¡!
[17:30] witchy goners my bf did it the first time we did anythin
[17:30] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:30] witchy goners i was like .. eh what ya doing?
[17:30] That's ok Cal
[17:30] No shame in that choice at all ^^
[17:30] you know, if you don't like the taste, get some flavoring, eh?
[17:30] * Jade[Shower] (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) Quit (Quit: catholocism..the aerobics of the world of religion)
[17:30] Chocolate syrup is the best, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! whip cream...is BAD !¡!
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! never Use that !¡!
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! it just gets kinda sour !¡!
[17:31] witchy goners why?
[17:31] witchy goners ah
[17:31] oh no, Chocolate whipped cream is awesome, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! jsut pop a mint in while doing it !¡!
[17:31] strawberry suyrup and cherry are great too, eh?
[17:31] <@Couch> !¡! or getting it done !¡!
[17:32] cotton candy is pretty amazing to use too, eh?
[17:32] * @Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
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[17:32] <@Couch> !¡! SALMON !¡!
[17:32] * Jade (~richie.ja@wsip-98-189-42-194.oc.oc.cox.net) has joined #slytherin
[17:32] * Fire nomnomnoms Couch's salmon
[17:32] and ice cream, eh?
[17:32] now I'm getting hungry but I can't tell what for, eh?
[17:33] WHOOOOOOT
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! \o/ !¡!
[17:33] Damn
[17:33] that noming has me giggling, eh?
[17:33] Nicky you missed a great convo XD
[17:33] *GLARES*
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:33] I ALWAYS miss great convos!
[17:33] Someone copypaste me!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! NO !¡!
[17:33] YES
[17:33] YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SALMON
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! i dont want you to look at me different !¡!
[17:33] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:34] Aaaaaand, I'm gonna go now
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:34] COPYPASTE ME!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! YES I DOOOOOOOO !¡!
[17:34] Alice Zzz oh
[17:34] Alice Zzz that's
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! but im too lazy !¡!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:34] Alice Zzz a nice conversation
[17:34] Alice Zzz to walk into
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! GO TO ZZZ !¡!
[17:34] *snickers*
[17:34] I cant copy and paste
[17:34] i disconnected
[17:34] Alice Zzz lol >>
[17:34] <@Nimue> aww
[17:34] Which let me fix
[17:34] Brb
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[17:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jade
[17:34] <@Couch> !¡! little jews should be in bed now !¡!
[17:35] * Fire POKES MIETTE
[17:35] CP WOMAN
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! do they can dream of having the curls of death !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! :D !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! erm !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! no !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! << !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! >> !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! its too much to CP !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! basically !¡!
[17:35] <@Couch> !¡! summary !¡!
[17:36] <@Jade> Dee loves PAIN
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! J is gross cause he tasted his own man juice. He claims no, but he did. I was like doing that is gross but necessary !¡!
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! ... !¡!
[17:36] <@Couch> !¡! Tiddles love the gagging and the BJing !¡!
[17:36] <@Jade> LOLOL
[17:37] <@Couch> !¡! Liah says you need to do it to get the man in the mood I mentionedthat i like to get fisted if i am in the mood the end !¡!
[17:37] Jade, as your second wife, I feel left out.
[17:37] <@Jade> i dont log convos :(
[17:37] <@Jade> Liah should have it XD
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! then I said I like to have binder cliips or clamps on my hoohoo nips and whatever else !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! >.> !¡!
[17:38] <@Couch> !¡! there done !¡!
[17:38] <@Jade> lolol
[17:38] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:38] DEE
[17:38] HAHAHAHA
[17:39] coming soon to an lj near you, naughty slytherin chat, eh?
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! <.< !¡!
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! >.> !¡!
[17:39] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTLIAH!!!!!!!!!
[17:39] <@Jade> HAHHAHHAHAHAHA
[17:39] <@Jade> See?
[17:39] <@Jade> Liah has it
[17:39] not as much as she wants it, eh?
[17:39] <@Couch> !¡! see now salmon looks at me different :( !¡!
[17:39] * Fire nomnomnoms Couch's salmon
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! :D !¡!
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! om nom nom nom !¡!
[17:40] looks like hubby won't be home until saturday now, eh?
[17:40] I will never look at you differently
[17:40] <@Jade> I think Nicky likes you more
[17:40] HAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:40] Jaden understands me.
[17:40] <@Jade> Let me ask Nicky
[17:40] <@Jade> What are the beneifts of different flavoured juices and teas, Nicky?
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! XD !¡!
[17:40] <@Couch> !¡! Ahahahaha !¡!
[17:41] Jasmine tea = Better flavoured juices.
[17:41] <@Jade> TY
[17:41] <@Jade> WITH honey of course
[17:41] Of course.
[17:41] Of course.
[17:41] As recommended by Master Jaden.
[17:42] ....
[17:42] That's hot
[17:42] Just saying >>
[17:42] <@Jade> do not drink green tea, does not change the flavour
[17:42] <@Jade> always pick floral teas
[17:42] <@Jade> it gives a lovely scent
[17:42] Anyway, I'm seriously going now
[17:43] Awwwww
[17:43] <33333Kristen!!!!!!!!!1
[17:43] Bye!
[17:43] Byeeeeee
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[17:44] <@Jade> Cal
[17:44] <@Jade> brb