My birthday note from Dee

[ardeliah]

for liah or Shauna however you want your name to be called. I don't have any batteries so I decided that I'm just gonna do a voice thing and when I get the batteries I will put them in the camera so you can see what I look like when I take at least 3 ambien. Now the trick is you need to have 2 ambien to start with. It's ok if you already eaten something just don't eat anything afterwards cause that will make you really sick, so I mean makes me sick cause I threw up somewhere. I think I threw up in the sink but I don't, I don't know. um yeah so when you take it I hope you can take it cause its awesome so I think you just go to your doctor and be like 'I can't sleep! I have all these kids and all these kids just make me go so crazy, and I get depressed and you know' *unintelligible rambling* cause they don't understand anything because they are guys. Go ahead cause I think that will like so work. But Yeah I think you should do that. Just make sure that if you are gonna take it, that you are going to be in front of the camera. your your yourah yourah yourah yourah yourah yourah y y y web cam thing, that is the only place you are goin to go. And even though you're tired you'll probably fall asleep at the chair. Like I did, just before I did this. cause my preist bottle who looks like the arizona sweet tea thing he's all very preistly and I'm not very preistly but he was telling me that if I continue to do that that I am going to release the demons and in order to get those demons away I had to go on a journey and you guys were just sitting there inside the goddamned computer not doing anything like helping so I don't know why I consider you friends sometimes cause you don't help. But yeah uh my preist guy (whispers) I think he's a pedophile like really I don't wanna say it too loud cause he sometimes scares me so I think I should drink like all the tea that is in the bottle and then like throw it out. Cause then he'd be dead. So yeah, he's kinda eyeing me I put it on my end table and he's just like (whispers again) really really controlling bastard. And I hope he doesn't hear that. Ya know? But Just warning you about the things that can happen when you're on ambien. A Whole new world will open up and you will tend to see things a little bit differently so I love you, and Happy Birthday and I am going to go give this to you now. ok bye

Now the chat we had afterwards

you have a pedophile preist guy? :D
º§º lol º§º
º§º thats what is look like º§º
aw
want me to smite him?
º§º yes º§º
* ArdeliahISHY smites the preist guy
º§º \o/ º§º
anything for you :D