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[ardeinae]

No, there were no aliens, go away.

And since I've been hounded to make this announcement: we're also opening up internships for high school and college students. Questions and etc. go to the front desk of HQ, blah blah, you know the drill, we've done this before.

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[ardeinae]

I'm not the one in charge of the paperwork, go ask for forms and hand them in and all that.

[ardeinae]

Oh yeah, there's probably an online version.

You go look.

[ardeinae]

There you go.

[ardeinae]

Jesus christ, no, we've already had enough phone calls about that goddamned alien massacre rumor.

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[ardeinae]

No, you don't get access to case information just because you're applying as an intern.

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[ardeinae]

Fine, fine, I'll humor you, what do you want.

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[ardeinae]

You're taking a picture from that tabloid seriously. I think this may have to go down in your file when you apply for that position.

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[ardeinae]

One, why haven't you filed a missing person report if you're that worried, and two, you do realize most of those photographs are digitally altered to hell and back.

Three, you're going to annoy me about this until you get a proper answer, aren't you.